Becherhead beauty pageant chat thread.

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chat thread.

 

[Moosez45]

Bum, you're a sick, sick man.

And I love it. Thank Gawd you're on our side.

Moose

 

[clich]

Oh em gee. This is gonna be hard to watch.

 

[B.Mauser]

No nO nO why does it have to be a machax? Im still trying to live down gunyun..crap crap crap

 

[NixKustoms]

Not gonna do it. I gots a machaxe coming from uncle E soon enough. You are just sick. Too bad we don't luvs closer together. LOL

 

[Moosez45]

Not gonna do it. I gots a machaxe coming from uncle E soon enough. You are just sick. Too bad we don't luvs closer together. LOL

Oh, you're in Nick. I just called E and put a hold on your Machaz until after the contest winner is decided.

Now, go put your nylons and skirt on killer, we got floors that need to be mopped, and dishes washed.



Moose

 

[NixKustoms]

Damn you! I guess I'll call Ethan just to make sure you did. Then I might enter any way to show you girls how a real man dresses like a woman.

 

[crimsonfalcon07]

This should be good. I'll have to check with the wife and see if she'll let me enter this one. I don't know if I'll fit into any of her dresses though.

 

[Moosez45]

I'll have to check with the wife and see if she'll let me enter this one.

Be sure and ask her where she keeps your manhood, too, you might wanna go out with the guys one night soon.

Moose

 

[crimsonfalcon07]

Be sure and ask her where she keeps your manhood, too, you might wanna go out with the guys one night soon.

Moose

Well, unfortunately, I don't have any clue how to put on makeup. So I kinda need the help. I don't know what manhood consists of where you're from, but around here, it usually doesn't involve dresses and makeup. Help from the wife is an integral part of the contest also... Just sayin. I don't need to ask permission to go shooting or enter an MMA tournament. Cross-dressing, well, that's another story.

 

[Bladite]

Uncle E is holding all Machaxes for me..

i'm enjoying stitching the sheaths by hand too

 

[NixKustoms]

Isn't it great? Who needs a factory sheath?

 

[MrKnifekid]

I will not be in this contest.

thanks anyway, your generosity is great.

 

[BRL]

Damnit, didn't BushOgre already win this one with his I Dream Of Jeannie getup?

 

[Captain Airyca]

OMG I love it!!!

 

[C_Tanner]

No freakin way. Anyone willing to humiliate yourself for an $80 knife needs their head examined. Have fun with that! I'll buy mine and keep my dignity.

 

[C_Tanner]

As soon as Ethan breaks out the limited edition 154CM Machax with stone washed finish and scales made from Sabertooth Tiger fangs.... Then I'll break out the pumps and do the "Silence of the Lambs Tuck-and-Twirl"

 

[ozgooner]

No freakin way. Anyone willing to humiliate yourself for an $80 knife needs their head examined. Have fun with that! I'll buy mine and keep my dignity.

^^^^^ What he said ^^^^^
Plus I'm not CONUS so I guess I'm excluded anyway.

 

[LostViking]

Well, Huh, Really,

Good Luck with that Fellas.

 

[Qeth]

Torn between scientific curiosity and the fear I'd need to bleach my eyes afterwords. As a group, pretty we ain't. Wives/ girlfriends/ SO better have some mad make up skillz!