Becherhead beauty pageant chat thread.

[thrillbilly]

oh gaaaaaawd damn!!!!!!!



this is gonna be ugly in every sense of the word!




I dont know if they even MAKE women's clothes in my size, or at least I Hope they dont!



Im appalled yet intrigued.




I would like a free machax. Hell, lets see if I can get drunk enuff for this

 

[Rumbrave]

I'll have my Beckerhead# by april second I'm in for this

 

[ocnLogan]

No freakin way. Anyone willing to humiliate yourself for an $80 knife needs their head examined. Have fun with that! I'll buy mine and keep my dignity.

This.

Definitely this.

This might end up like the chest shaving thread.

*shudder*

 

[Kabarcamper]

I feel bad for the first contestant to post. Better hope that theyre not the only one, or theyr'e in for some seriouse ridicule.
oh yah and a new toy of course.... haha

 

[crimsonfalcon07]

Now, are we going for hawt or hideous?

 

[trailbum]

Bum, you're a sick, sick man.

And I love it. Thank Gawd you're on our side.

Moose

Yes I am.

As soon as Ethan breaks out the limited edition 154CM Machax with stone washed finish and scales made from Sabertooth Tiger fangs.... Then I'll break out the pumps and do the "Silence of the Lambs Tuck-and-Twirl"

Laughed so hard, I'm literally in pain.

This.

Definitely this.

This might end up like the chest shaving thread.

*shudder*

Worse much worse.

Now, are we going for hawt or hideous?

There is nothing hot about a guy in Drag.
My guess is this is going to be painful to watch.

 

[Murphnuge]

Hell no. Some of y'all are getting down with this waaayy to easily. Does this mean Trade will be letting Kay wear the pimp hat while he wears the dress? Oh crap, gonna go clean my ears with a BK9 to punish my brain for that one.

 

[mrn8]

Hmmm... Not sure it's worth losing my beard for this. I'm pretty sure neither my wife or son would look at me until it grew back.

 

[Sam Hell]

I'm comfortable with myself and can take a joke. I'm in.. Anyone who cares too much of what others think about them has some unaddressed issues and is obviously hiding something.

 

[C_Tanner]

I'm comfortable with myself and can take a joke. I'm in.. Anyone who cares too much of what others think about them has some unaddressed issues and is obviously hiding something.

If thats what you tell yourself to feel better, good for you. Just remember this is the internet. The second you post it online it's like the pyramids of Egypt....it'll be there forever.

 

[crimsonfalcon07]

Hmmm... Not sure it's worth losing my beard for this. I'm pretty sure neither my wife or son would look at me until it grew back.

Then leave the beard. Should be good for extra laff value.

 

[Sam Hell]

The first stage of denial is wearing spandex underarmor panties.

 

[trailbum]

Hmmm... Not sure it's worth losing my beard for this. I'm pretty sure neither my wife or son would look at me until it grew back.

Leave the Beard.

Then leave the beard. Should be good for extra laff value.

Do not shave your beards,way funnier with them.

 

[trailbum]

If thats what you tell yourself to feel better, good for you. Just remember this is the internet. The second you post it online it's like the pyramids of Egypt....it'll be there forever.

This is not so, We will stop laughing at these long before the pyramids fall.
None of you will ever get Elected.

 

[crimsonfalcon07]

Leave the Beard.



Do not shave your beards,way funnier with them.

Maybe shave "The Gunyon" into them? "

 

[EseeDownUnder]

^^^^^ What he said ^^^^^
Plus I'm not CONUS so I guess I'm excluded anyway.

Hey Ozgooner, another non conus here! Thought wouldn't mind that machax though!

 

[trailbum]

Hey Ozgooner, another non conus here! Thought wouldn't mind that machax though!

I updated the contest to include NON USA BECKERHEADS with papal, I will paypal the cost of a Machax to your account if you win.
Sorry I didn't think of this before.

 

[ozgooner]

I updated the contest to include NON USA BECKERHEADS with papal, I will paypal the cost of a Machax to your account if you win.
Sorry I didn't think of this before.

Sheesh, that's almost, almost tempting. *ponders*

 

[trailbum]

Tempting, tempting, just offer me a Machax in a contest.

 

[Dirtymutt9]

this is too hilarious. I wish i had a beckerhead number, this sounds like too much fun! hahahahahahah Oh god, this is going to be one of those threads that ends up all over the internet.