Becker at Blade 2009

Nowadays, if I can get a woman who draws social security to look at me I feel lucky!
 
nc527 said:
call me picky, but the girl on the left is smokin hot, however the girl on right seems to have eyes like a frog that bulge out.
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You ARE picky. That's not necessarily a bad thing though. I just happen to disagree with you. Big eyes are beautiful. :)
 
dawsonbob said:
You and me both, brother. You and me both. It seems I became invisible to women when I hit sixty.
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Dont worry. Soon enough you'll be the cute old guy that hot chicks think they need to help.

Sorry I couldnt help myself.
 
rmc85 said:
Dont worry. Soon enough you'll be the cute old guy that hot chicks think they need to help.

Sorry I couldnt help myself.
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Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of. Nowadays when they say they want my children, they mean they want to date my sons. The worst part is when girlscouts want to help me across the street to earn points for a merit badge.
 
R.A.T. said:
60?! Hell, I'm only 45 and I feel lucky when a woman looks at me!
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Hey, you're still alive at 45. Women are still interested. Wait till you add 18-20 years to that. Then they perceive you as merely a shimmering outline they can barely see. You can still flirt with them ... but they no longer take you seriously.
 
dawsonbob said:
Hey, you're still alive at 45. Women are still interested. Wait till you add 18-20 years to that. Then they perceive you as merely a shimmering outline they can barely see. You can still flirt with them ... but they no longer take you seriously.
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Is that what the future brings?? :eek:
 
kmm said:
Is that what the future brings?? :eek:
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It's not as bad as I make it sound. All the women still look good to you, and there's a wider range to choose from. The downside is, you've slowed down enough that you can no longer catch them. I'm thinking that maybe I could set snares in likely places, like Neiman-Markus or Starbuck's. Just not quite sure what kind of bait to use.
 
Hey Bob.....

Champagne & Belgian chocolate truffles is the best bait I know...

All Best...

ethan
 
Ethan, the way things have been going so far this year, I'll have to settle for one who is easily lured with Boone's Farm and a Hershey Bar.
 
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