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Once upon a time, there was a boy. He was a good boy, although he had strangely powerful wrists. Despite his pure heart, Fate cruelly took away most but not all of the hair that originally sprang from the top of his head. Showing Fate who was Daddy, he retaliated by removing all remaining hair. Fate, laughing, pointed it's own personal nuclear blast furnace at the bare head of our hero and turned it to bacon. Therefore, I need a Becker hat. THE END.