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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the opossum it could be done
To prove to the opossum it could be done
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Beckerhead Lame Joke Thread
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If you throw him in the water his name is BobWhat do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying on the floor by the door?
Matt
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If you hang him on the wall, his name is Art.
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His wife has one leg her name is Eileen
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying on the floor by the door?
Matt
If he gets attacked by his cat, his name is Claude.
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And if he goes under the bleachers his name is Seymour Butts
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He wrote a book called Cats Revenge by Claude Balls
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If he takes a job cleaning fireplaces, his name is Cole.
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I have a lot of good jokes about unemployed people...
But none of them work.
But none of them work.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Ayyyyeeeee Matey!
Ayyyyeeeee Matey!
