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Wow, it’s a real beauty, hope I can manage to get one of these! I love the bunny knife from last year!
 
EngrSorenson EngrSorenson enters the room. A swivel chair faces away from him. The top of a mans head is visible. The chair spins slowly to face him.
The man has all the obvious hallmarks of an evil super villain...out of date hair, hideous disfiguring facial scar, a large gold ring cast with a narwhale symbol and of course an exotic looking cat... as well as being a renowned genius..in this case creative writing.He scribbles a few words on expensive parchment with a ridiculously oversized quill. Seals the envelope with hot wax and the narwhale ring and hands it to a ridiculously over sized turban wearing manservant
"Have Mr Schlossberg examine this document and send it to Pennsylvania would you James."
The servant nods and silently exits.
The mans gaze fixes on Sorenson
"Welcome to the Porch Mr Sorenson....I've been expecting you."
The cat hisses loudly and scampers off.
"But you see,you have walked straight into my little trap....you AND your friends in this thread."
The chair pivots back around to the sound of insanely smug chuckling...the cat returns to its masters lap ,purring.
"Yes! Commander Sorenson...you are correct ,of course, it is I Baron Von Meakenstein. But I'm afraid you are too late. The fuse has already been lit."
The chair moves closer to the roaring log fireplace bedraped with an 18ft long stuffed Mako Shark...a terrifying toothy trophy which glares hungrily .The fire places opens as the chair moves closer and closer towards it...as if to disappear into the very flames .
"Yeeoowwoooch.JAMES OPEN THE BLOODY THING ALL THE WAY YOU MORON" Screeches The Baron as his chair gets stuck on the hearth and the smell of burning cat hair fills the room.
The stone fireplaces rumbles open .As the chair vanishes into the dark chamber behind the chimney...it promptly slams shut and apart from the sound of the crackling fire and muffled swearing ...it's as if no one had ever been there.
 
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EngrSorenson EngrSorenson enters the room. A swivel chair faces away from him. The top of a mans head is visible. The chair spins slowly to face him.
The man has all the obvious hallmarks of an evil super villain...out of date hair, hideous disfiguring facial scar, a large gold ring cast with a narwhale symbol and of course an exotic looking cat... as well as being a renowned genius..in this case creative writing.He scribbles a few words on expensive parchment with a ridiculously oversized quill. Seals the envelope with hot wax and the narwhale ring and hands it to a ridiculously over sized turban wearing manservant
"Have Mr Schlossberg examine this document and send it to Pennsylvania would you James."
The servant nods and silently exits.
The mans gaze fixes on Sorenson
"Welcome to the Porch Mr Sorenson....I've been expecting you."
The cat hisses loudly and scampers off.
"But you see,you have walked straight into my little trap....you AND your friends in this thread."
The chair pivots back around to the sound of insanely smug chuckling...the cat returns to its masters lap ,purring.
"Yes! Commander Sorenson...you are correct ,of course, it is I Baron Von Meakenstein. But I'm afraid you are too late. The fuse has already been lit."
The chair moves closer to the roaring log fireplace bedraped with an 18ft long stuffed Mako Shark...a terrifying toothy trophy which glares hungrily .The fire places opens as the chair moves closer and closer towards it...as if to disappear into the very flames .
"Yeeoowwoooch.JAMES OPEN THE BLOODY THING ALL THE WAY YOU MORON" Screeches The Baron as his chair gets stuck on the hearth and the smell of burning cat hair fills the room.
The stone fireplaces rumbles open .As the chair vanishes into the dark chamber behind the chimney...it promptly slams shut and apart from the sound of the crackling fire and muffled swearing ...it's as if no one had ever been there.
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You've got far too much time on your hands. :rolleyes:
 
I finally remembered to keep an eye out for one. It's been a few years. This one looks awesome.
 
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