Benchmade 810 contego,liner is so thin

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Thicker always being better, even when it adds unnecessary weight and thickness to a POCKET knife for no real world strength gain. But at least it feels more substantial, thus justifying my mall ninja fantasies about having to cut my way out of a downed aircraft, while I'm really sitting in my cubicle hoping for some mail to come in so I can flick out my knife to open the letters!
 
goodeyesniper said:
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Thicker always being better, even when it adds unnecessary weight and thickness to a POCKET knife for no real world strength gain. But at least it feels more substantial, thus justifying my mall ninja fantasies about having to cut my way out of a downed aircraft, while I'm really sitting in my cubicle hoping for some mail to come in so I can flick out my knife to open the letters!
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Only problem with that fantasy is that you aint getting in an airport, let alone on a plane with an instrument of mass destruction that is a Contego, or a nail clippers, or pointy tweezers, hell they wont let you on with Jell-O.
 
Luckily soon knives will simply be solid steel bricks which we smash into things in order to "cut"them in order to fulfill the desires of our "hard use"YouTube fantasies. But people will still complain that the edges are too pointy, and they make it feel fragile, and someone needs to invent a rectangle which has only edges greater than ninety degrees for ultimate tough use capability.

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