Best Excuse for Buying a New Buck!

All great ones!! Now, if I (we) could just find a way to get those packages from the mailman (excuse me, mailperson) into the house unnoticed.
 
All great ones!! Now, if I (we) could just find a way to get those packages from the mailman (excuse me, mailperson) into the house unnoticed.

Exactly! It is kind of hard to hide that "X" dollar amount package when you are at work and can't get to it until it is too late and the receipt is laying on the bed with an angry woman sitting next to it!!!
First you are going to go :eek: SH!T
Then you are going to say :o who's that for honey?
Then you will say :foot: I forgot I bought that one
Then she will say :grumpy::mad: My ass!
Then you say here is 50 bucks go shopping :D
Finally she goes :) Okay.
Now you can relax and enjoy your knife in utter silence while she goes out to the store :D
 
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