Best knives on the planet?

[Oakengroves]

This is ridiculous. Everybody knows that the best knives on the planet are manufactured from Unobtanium and made in small batches by Oompa Loompas under the Wonky Willa trademark. Lord knows they're expensive, but I can chop through a MOAB with two clean strikes from my WW pen knife.

Wrong good sir, wrong. Everyone knows the best knives on the planet are forged in the Skyforge from CPM-Valyrian steel, with an adamantium frame and core, by the ghost of Gorō Nyūdō Masamune. Lord knows the price amounts to your mortal soul, but you can use such a knife to pry open a pressurized air hatch on a space shuttle.

But seriously, there is no such thing as a best knife on the planet.

 

[100eyes]

I think we all know 'best' is subjective, but I'm not against the idea that a knife maker should believe the knives he makes are the best on the planet.

If you want to make a living making being mediocre, my money isn't for you.