Try a Gurkha House Service #1 Khukuri. It's affordable, comes with an unconditional guarantee, and is one tough S.O.B.
I bought one just to play with, but it has now replaced my old bowie as the one i'll grab if TSHTF.
Blackdog
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When the world is at peace, a gentleman keeps his sword by his side.......
Sun-Tzu 400 BC