Beware the lion

N2S, the problem with those 'Persian' rugs is that so many have to be sewn together to make for a nice wall to wall fit. I had one made, but when you have to cover 25,000 sq ft of floor space it makes a slight dent in one of the trust funds.

And Berk, I don't need a 'bath mat'. I have one of the naked servant girls toss warmed rose petals under my feet.

ps
new UKC being formulated right now by Price Waterhouse. Should be posted this week.
 
...in a house lined with bare blades??? I'll bet the Band-Aid bill runs into something beyond small change, too :rolleyes:
 
25,000 Sq ft room in Cal. John can plant an indoor, year round, forest and woodchip around the clock. Does Tisimi know about your West Coast research facilities?

Never mind the rug. The electric bill will really dent your trust account (at least the small petty cash one). :eek:

n2s
 
Hey John,

Buddy!!! Can I come "visit" for a while...you know..just to check out your workforce of servant girls....please? :)
 
Dave will try to gain entry, claiming a desire to give medical aid to your servant girls. Don't fall for that....the only first aid he knows is what his mommy taught him..."kiss it and make it all better"......Hmmmmmmm...I have a NC EMT certification that is only 25 years out of date......NAAAHhhh :p
 
Hey...I was once CPR certified, and the doctors around here are astonished at how much I know about stitching flesh back together. Although all that is from personal experiences...but that involves other stories.

Point is...I would be a great "keeper of the servant girls"...I am 20, in my youthful prime and I can guarantee that I will keep your servant girls in prime condition.

Hours and hours of morning PT from ROTC and Aikido camps have taught me well... you like physically fit servant girls dont you? John I believe your current Servant Girl Keeper needs a vacation...and you need a temporary replacement.
;)
 
Poor girls will be so tired from morning PT and Aikido drills...why, they won't be able to do the important work of dusting Khukuris and scattering rose petals. They need an older, gentler hand and seasoned TLC. The Aikido, though, would make them more able to fend off Tsimi's attempts to raid the ugly khuk box. HHHmmmmm...maybe there is reason to consider a two-level program. :rolleyes:
 
"they won't be able to do the important work of dusting Khukuris and scattering rose petals"

Or anything else!!!!!
 
For the first few days, yes, they will be sore, but after a few weeks they will be dusting kuks and scattering pedals like nobody's business, and their endurance will improve dramatically... in those tasks.
 
Gents, thanks so much for all the offers to help with "the help", but the girls all seem quite content and satisfied.

They keep giving me these funny little diamond shaped blue pills all the time. Wonder what that's all about?
 
John,

Just as long as they dont give you Pepsi Co.'s new softdrink you are alright. It comes in a silver can and is a blue tinted liquid... called Mount-n-do ;)
 
That looks like the first khukuri I bought. I was around 15 or so. If I recall correctly the first time I used it, the sweet spot snapped right out.

Will
 
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