Bill the Cat--1st ever photos of the elusive cat!!

Originally posted by Yvsa

Al, you'd just as well elaborate on this because ifen ya don't I'll have to send Lorena up yer way to clean yer clock in only the way Lorena can. ...
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I was gonna wait til tomorrow, but with a threat like that hangin over my head (shudder), I better answer now! :eek:

I was videoin Prez Bush at Rushmore today for the paper's website. Course, you gotta go through a ton of security, etc., to get in. But for some reason, the gal by the metal detector didn't like me. ... the dang thing went off when I walked through, like everyone else. ... but she was rather suspicious of me! I had on my photo vest, bush hat (lucky desert camo shooting hat), camera stuff, etc. ... She was frustrated that she couldn't find what set the detector off. ... She got real suspicious when she saw a pouch that I keep my camera memory chips in (she thought it was a wallet), then found my wallet in my front pants pocket (WHY do you have two wallets???). Geez.

It took about 10 minutes for her to clear me, and I thought she was about to have me take off shoes, etc. ... The other guys from my paper were laughin the whole time!

She WAS a redhead too! Nothing against them, but I have a bad track record with redheads!

Oh well. ... could have been worse. They could have had one of those Belgium Shepherds come over for a sniff :eek: :eek:

:D:D:D

Alan
 
Originally posted by ACStudios


I was gonna wait til tomorrow, but with a threat like that hangin over my head (shudder), I better answer now! :eek:

Oh well. ... could have been worse. They could have had one of those Belgium Shepherds come over for a sniff :eek: :eek:

Alan
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Good thing they don't know about Lorena!!!!!!! Oh Wait I Forgot!!!!:D

I was married to a redhead once. Her name was Sybil.:rolleyes: :grumpy:
Well it was close to Sybil and she sure changfed after we married!!!!:grumpy:
 
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Capt. Martino: Holy Toledo!!! What just hit us? Analysis Mr. Slate...
Science Officer Slate: It appears to be some sort of transvestite ionizing radiation, Capt.
Capt. Martino: Do we have a visual Ensign?
Ensign Leee: Aiy Capt., placing on screen.

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Capt. Martino: Aarrrrrg! Thats the most hideous creature I've EVER seen! Off screen immediately Ensign. Up full Forum shields.
Capt. Martino: Attention Forumites; this is the Capt., Secure general quarters, intruder alert.
Capt. Martino: Damage reports Mr. Slate.
Science Officer Slate: Inconclusive at this time Capt. However I do suggest an immediate course of action before damage to the forum is irreparable.
Capt. Martino: Mr. Walosi what do you make of that thing out there...
Walosi: Damn it Uncle Bill, I'm a FROG not a doctor!
{Forum's Whistle}
Capt. Martino: Yes Mr. Clifton?
Engineer Clifton: 'Capt., the Forum's engines! They'll no not take no more! if we don't pull away from this thread soon, the Forum's going to blow!
Lieutenant Yvsa: All phaser banks locked on target and ready sir!
Capt. Martino: Tsimi, I need more power to maneuver the Forum!
Engineer Clifton: Aiy Capt., I can give you a wee bit more, but I don't know how long it'll last...
Capt. Martino: Hard a-port Ensign!
Capt. Martino: Mr. Yvsa, on my command prepare to deploy the 'Perspective Realignment Weapon'
Engineer Clifton: 'Capt. ...the engines!
Capt. Martino: Now lieutenant Yvsa, let 'em have it!

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Science Officer Slate: Sir, the Perspective Realignment Weapon' seems to be having an measurable effect on the Forumites. All Forum functions returning to normal ...
Capt. Martino: Bring us back on course for Himalayan Imports Ensign, ahead 3/4 speed and steady :)
 
Captain Martino and crew!!

Absolutely wild !!!

Somebody needs to lock up that Cat! He's over the edge and sinking fast! :D :D :D :D
 
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Yikes!!!!!!

Hold on to your khuks... the rest of us are probably red shirted security guards...... we're good for two scenes tops; the obligatory transporter shot, and the closeup with a shocked look as a shadow passes over us. Then they'll find nothing but a slimy spot somewhere near where you were last seen...

n2s
 
who ended up as a cinder block, then got crushed. Not right...just not right.

Amazing Star Trek compilation, Bill the cat.




Kis
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I'd like to thank N2S for graciously feeding the forum troll and providing a great segway :D
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Capt. Martino: Men, the terra farmers are sending reports of hostile life forms roaming the planet's surface. Your mission is to meander about aimlessly and generally make targets of yourselves. Of course, you've been issued magnum molecular disrupters, photon chainguns, VG rated body armor and a terminater ...Uhmmm uhhh, except for N2S, who'll be taking tricorder readings and utilizing a whoopee cushion under his arm.

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Capt. Martino: Six to beam down Tsimi.
Engineer Clifton: Aiy Captain. {Hee Hee ...Rusty, I'll wager you a bottle of Soorian brandy that I can rematerialize that idiot cat inside a boulder.}
Science Officer Slate: Your on 'varmit! ...I'll see that bottle of brandy and raise you a box of ceeeegars.

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Terminater: ...GET DOWN N2S!

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Capt.Martino: Luckily the terminator found that Denebian Slime Devil before it found N2S. Is he going to be OK?
Walosi: Ohhhhh, a few months of therapy, heavy medications, a clean change of underwear ...and he should be just fine.
Capt. Martino: Oh yeah Wal, one more thing, errrr -out in the hallway.

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Capt. Martino: Walosi, you think you can dislodge 'ol Paxton there?
Walosi: Damn it Uncle Bill, I'm a FROG not a stone mason!
Engineer Clifton: ...Now how do you suppose that happened? HeeHeeHee...
 
Guys,
And you all wonder why I am the only sane one on this forum! Now you know why Paxton has been banned to Vegas!!Shudder,he's just getting started!!Paxton "remember" I can & WILL visit Vegas!;)I will go to a Pawn Shop in Vegas, buy one of their "GEN--U--WINE Kukris ,track you down(I'm sure the police know who you are & what asalum you reside in)& take care of business!hee!
jim(Saint)
PS Munk,who else do you wish for me to take care of!!
 
Bill, you're a genius! I can't wait to see more of that stuff. Thank You! :::making the "V" sign::: :D
 
Bill,

:) :D :) :D
That was great!
:) :D :) :D

It took me hours to clean up the mess. I will look forward to the next installment of Star Khuks. Just give us fair warning next time -I may need to restock on cleaning suppiles.

n2s
 
Too funny, someone needs to change their meds. The same someone seems to have way too much time on his hands.:D
 
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