BillTheCat...HELP

Clueless = Plausible deniability.

I read a story once about a dragon that killed people by wrapping around them and crushing them. A clever knight had his armorer fashion a suit of armor that was bristling with all manner of blades. When the dragon tried to crush the knight you can guess what happened.

With all the M-43s he's swooped on, I'm thinking someone has enough blades for a similar suit. What a horrible thought, a deranged man strolling down a street, clad only in khukuris.:eek:

Sarge
 
Sarge,
Deranged???Some "friends" over there with you think I'm normal!!
I n fact they said I fit in their group just fine!! Problems: You call a constipated,pot gut frog,amange poodle,a pill pusher & a furball escapee from a funeral home problems?? Pa-tooy! Frog really IS NO PROBLEM I'll send him to a high school science lab for "STUDY"!!:D
jim
 
Jim,
I never said you were deranged, but if you went out for a stroll wearing nothing but khukris I might have to rethink (besides being politically incorrect, ain't everything nowadays, it could be hazardous to your health).
Some frogs are dangerous, I nearly lost a good dog to one of those bufo toads down your way. They've got frogs down in South America that make good poison for darts. Then again, ducks eat frogs, don't they?;)

Sarge
 
Ducks eating Frogs...Wolves eating Ducks. Either this is changing into the Nature Channel, or there is gonna be one heckuva market for Pepto Bismol soon :barf:

Hmmmmm...might stock up on it anyhoo...if the project goes through, some of the more timid tummies might need it :rolleyes:
 
"a furball escapee from a funeral home"

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...thats right, you gristly sack of feathers. They've euthanized me TWICE already. Why... I've clawed through litterboxes tougher than you! Before I'm finished, Walosi will have a new down pillow to sit on and I'll be picking my teeth with your wishbone -Purrrrrrrrrrrr :D
 
Now you all see the "real" furball,told you he needed help!! Shar, you must be joking"Dog",that ain't nothing but a,yapping mutt,I insulted poodles everywhere by calling him one!! By the way,"MUTT",my M43's(only have two)look real nice!
jim
 
....from THAT duck???? Nahhhhh - he's all pinfeathers....YOWCH...OW :barf:
 
duck hunting season opened up here so looking forward to trying a new Benelli Super Black Eagle on the evil Duck ;) :D

Putting salt on his tail didn't work for some reason...:D
 
Originally posted by Sylvrfalcn
Clueless = Plausible deniability.

I read a story once about a dragon that killed people by wrapping around them and crushing them. A clever knight had his armorer fashion a suit of armor that was bristling with all manner of blades. When the dragon tried to crush the knight you can guess what happened.

Sarge
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Actually, the story comes from around my part of the world, NE England.

http://www.sunderland.ac.uk/lambton.html



The Lambton Worm.

During the Middle Ages, a young member of the Lambton family chose to fish on a Sunday despite warnings that it was unlucky. On this particular day he caught nothing but a worm and in anger, threw it into the well.
Some years later, while Lambton was away fighting the Crusades, the worm emerged from the well, a huge and ferocious beast. It devastated the land killing all in its path and continued to grow, coiling its massive body around the hillsides. On his return from the Holy Land, the brave young Lambton sought help from a witch on how best to slay the beast, but he was told that if he killed the creature, he would have to slay the very next living thing he met. The worm was killed but sadly, it was Lambton's father who passed by, and the young crusader, unable to murder him,reneged on his promise to the witch and condemned his family to a curse of untimely deaths that continued for nine generations.

The song of the Lambton Worm

One Sunday morn young Lambton
went a-fishin' in the Wear;
An' catched a fish upon his huek,
He thowt leuk't varry queer,
But whatt'n a kind a fish it was
Young Lambton couldn't tell.
He waddn't fash to carry it hyem,
So he hoyed it in a well.
Chorus
Whisht! lads, haad yor gobs,
Aa'll tell ye aall and aaful story,
Whisht! lads, haad yor gobs,
An' Aal tell ye 'bout the worm.
Noo Lambton felt inclined to gan
An' fight in foreign wars.
He joined a troop o' Knights that cared
For neither wounds nor scars,
An' off he went to Palestine
Where queer things him befel,
An' varry seun forgot aboot
The queer worm i' the well.
Chorus
But the worm got fat an' growed an' growed,
An' growed an aaful size;
He'd greet big teeth, a greet big gob,
An' greet big goggle eyes.
An' when at neets he craaled aboot
To pick up bits o'news,
If he felt dry upon the road,
He milked a dozen coos.
Chorus
This feorful worm wad often feed
On calves an' lambs an' sheep,
An' swally little bairns alive
When they laid doon to sleep.
An' when he'd eaten aal he cud
An' he had has he's fill,
He craaled away an' lapped his tail
Seven times roond Pensher Hill.
Chorus
The news of this most aaful worm
An' his queer gannins on
Seun crossed the seas, gat to the ears
Of brave an' bowld Sir John.
So hyem he cam an' catched the beast
An' cut 'im in three halves,
An' that seun stopped he's eatin' bairns,
An' sheep an' lambs and calves.
Chorus
So noo ye knaa hoo aall the folks
On byeth sides of the Wear
Lost lots o' sheep an' lots o' sleep
An' lived in mortal feor.
So let's hev one to brave Sir John
That kept the bairns frae harm
Saved coos an' calves by myekin' haalves
O' the famis Lambton Worm
Chorus
Noo lads, Aa'll haad me gob,
That's aall Aa knaa aboot the story
Of Sir John's clivvor job
Wi' the aaful Lambton Worm


Heh, heh, how do you like the local lingo?

For a more complete telling of the story see:

http://www.mysteriousbritain.co.uk/legends/lampton_worm.html
 
KOZ,
Benelli wouldn't help you or Rusty! You have to have Talent ,leaves you two wannabes out!! Rus went broke trying to hit "ONE" Clay!! SAID HE HIT 95 ,NOT POSSIBLE, WOULD TAKE HIM A YEAR TO LEARN "HOW "TO MAKE IT GO bang,TAKE HIM ANOTHER YEAR TO LEARN HOW TO AIM!!Koz,HE'S hopeless,helpless & useless!!Can everyone say SAY"AMATUERS"!Constipated frog & poodle head Koz, & Rus were going hunting so they went & hid,"didn't want to get shot by accident!!
jim
 
so me and Monsieur Slate are amateurs...well at least we do it for the love of the sport which is more than what many pros do it for...;) :p And talent has nothing to do with it. Besides one chance shot in the right place...;) :D :eek: Now how would we explain this to the EPA?:confused: ;) :D
 
Originally posted by jim_l_clifton
By the way,"MUTT",my M43's(only have two)look real nice!
jim
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Only Two!? BWAHAHAHAHAHA YOu've got a boxcar load! I didn't fall off the turnip truck last night! :D
 
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