Bin Ladin Rectal Probe !

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Once we get him, we have to make sure he isn't hiding any bombs anywhere. This has a 13 inch reach, 1/4 inch thick ATS-34. If it's in there, this will find it.

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:D :D :D
 
Well Bin Ladin is certainly going to be probed by something.

Who made this one?
 
Grease it up good -- you don't want to get any dark spots on it, stainless though it may be. :D
 
nah, just need one about 5" spine-edge... nicely curved(kris style) to probe with... can't be too smooth for him.:eek:
 
After you finish with that one, you can then use one of those elaborate-bladed Gil Hibben fantasy knives with multible barbs on 'em! :p
Jim:D
 
jim, EXCELLENT knife! (Wanna trade?)

Actually I'd like to use a chainsaw on that POS as a rectal probe!.:D.

Bend-over, sir, while I check your temperature with my chainsaw probe.. VAROOOM, VAROOOM.:eek:.
 
Jim,

Drop me a note and let me know how much something like that goes for.

BTW, I would rather use a deadly Leatherman Micra for a retal probe. It will take a little longer, but I can savor the moment.

n2s
 
n2s:
I don't own one of the United Hibben fantasy knives, but have seen one several times when I went into one of the local cutlery shopps...it seems to be the knife in the shop that gets all the "ooohs and ahhhs" when non-knife people drop in and start looking around when I've been in there.

I could probably find out how much they go for, though I'm not into fantasy blades...right now I'm looking at an old 1998 knife catalog and a much less elaborate fantasy knife called the Hibben Raptor Fantasy Knife is listed as $147.95.

Wait a sec...I think you were asking Junglejim308 about his knife...oops! Sorry!:o
Jim
 
:eek:

My butt is screaming just from looking at that beauty! There's a big ole tattoo on my heinie that says "DO NOT ENTER" :D
 
James,

I think you were talking about the United Cutlery GH-2000 Hibben Griffyn. That's the cone shape four bladed fantasy knife that has to be carried around in an "imitation leather" storage pouch. I guess you could ram that in and twist it a couple of times... :eek: :cool: :eek:

But, with Jim's knife you can perform heart surgery at the same time. :D

n2s
 
What about an 870 chambered for magnum shells ? A good 28" of reach and every time he jumps it chambers a new round ;)
 
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