Bin Ladin Rectal Probe !

[Junglejim308]

Once we get him, we have to make sure he isn't hiding any bombs anywhere. This has a 13 inch reach, 1/4 inch thick ATS-34. If it's in there, this will find it.

 

[not2sharp]

Well Bin Ladin is certainly going to be probed by something.

Who made this one?

 

[Junglejim308]

I did.

 

[Alberta Ed]

Ouch!

 

[Bobby B]

That is one big-ass knife!!!

 

[Keith Montgomery]

Very nice knife, it should work just fine.

 

[Esav Benyamin]

Grease it up good -- you don't want to get any dark spots on it, stainless though it may be.

 

[VampyreWolf]

nah, just need one about 5" spine-edge... nicely curved(kris style) to probe with... can't be too smooth for him.

 

[James Y]

After you finish with that one, you can then use one of those elaborate-bladed Gil Hibben fantasy knives with multible barbs on 'em!
Jim

 

[glockman99]

jim, EXCELLENT knife! (Wanna trade?)

Actually I'd like to use a chainsaw on that POS as a rectal probe!..

Bend-over, sir, while I check your temperature with my chainsaw probe.. VAROOOM, VAROOOM..

 

[not2sharp]

Jim,

Drop me a note and let me know how much something like that goes for.

BTW, I would rather use a deadly Leatherman Micra for a retal probe. It will take a little longer, but I can savor the moment.

n2s

 

[James Y]

n2s:
I don't own one of the United Hibben fantasy knives, but have seen one several times when I went into one of the local cutlery shopps...it seems to be the knife in the shop that gets all the "ooohs and ahhhs" when non-knife people drop in and start looking around when I've been in there.

I could probably find out how much they go for, though I'm not into fantasy blades...right now I'm looking at an old 1998 knife catalog and a much less elaborate fantasy knife called the Hibben Raptor Fantasy Knife is listed as $147.95.

Wait a sec...I think you were asking Junglejim308 about his knife...oops! Sorry!
Jim

 

[Son Tao]

My butt is screaming just from looking at that beauty! There's a big ole tattoo on my heinie that says "DO NOT ENTER"

 

[not2sharp]

James,

I think you were talking about the United Cutlery GH-2000 Hibben Griffyn. That's the cone shape four bladed fantasy knife that has to be carried around in an "imitation leather" storage pouch. I guess you could ram that in and twist it a couple of times...

But, with Jim's knife you can perform heart surgery at the same time.

n2s

 

[Matt Shade]

What about an 870 chambered for magnum shells ? A good 28" of reach and every time he jumps it chambers a new round