Bionic - GAW-WINNER-229-cchu518-

[Stand Straight]

Knock knock joke:
You start it...

I'm in. Thank you.

 

[spketch]

Thanks for a great giveaway! This scene always cracks me up.

[Youtube]Hzh9koy7b1E[/YouTube]

 

[zzzzzz]

http://lightbox.time.com/2014/06/04/prancing-elites-dance-troupe/#1

 

[-NB-]

Very cool Thx for the chance

 

[jsimon42085]

I'm in.

[video=youtube_share;qnydFmqHuVo]http://youtu.be/qnydFmqHuVo[/video]

 

[abitofmybrain]

Thx much for the chance. Just found out about these knives and would love to have one.

What do you call a blind dinosaur? A Do-you-think-he-saur-us.

 

[ThrowingLead]

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles

 

[folder geek]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Th_aBzrV37M#t=9

In please and thank you!
Cheers

edit: sorry bout the link, due to my lack of skills cant copy video

 

[vladshinto]

Would love to win

 

[Bigjonhoss]

Very generous sir!! - im in - thank you for a chance!

Whats the difference between a harley and a hoover??---
The position of the dirtbag.

 

[JAKs Bladeworks]

Thanks for the generous giveaway!!

This made me laugh when I saw it:

 

[g dub]

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!

I know it's pretty lame but it kills with my 3 year old. I'm in and thanks for the chance to put in very generous of you. This forum rocks!

 

[muphasta]

I'm in! thanks for the chance...

Two morons were standing on a cliff, a big moron and a little moron.
The big moron fell off, why didn't the little one?











Because the little moron was a little more on.

That is one of the first jokes my dad ever told me.

 

[wazu013]

I'll just sit here and wait to be picked.

 

[Daniel Dorn]

Very generous of you. I also haven't laughed so much in a long time. Thanks for that, if nothing else. Only one repeat, that I could see.

Oldie but a goody:

Darth Vader: "Luke Skywalker (heavy breathing) I know what you're getting for Christmas (more heavy breathing)

Luke: "How?"

Darth Vader: "I felt your presents"



Another one that I laugh at every time:

A boy asks his granny "Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?" Granny says "F**k the pills! Have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?"

 

[newknifeguy]

Thank you! I'm not funny!

 

[mintyeggroll]

What dose the baby computer call his father? Data.

 

[savage99]

Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A: Do-you-think-he-Sauer-us

I'm in thanks for the opportunity

 

[Tripton]

I'm running a little short on funny this week, but I'd like to enter in your generous giveaway.

Thanks for the chance!

 

[dres_x]

This is so nice of you! I'm in! Thanks!