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[Nato762]

I'm in. Thanks!!

 

[@LeathermanGX]

Sharing a pic of something über-cool.

 

[alex]

I am in and thank you very much for the chance at that beauty.

THE GYNECOLOGIST WHO BECAME A MECHANIC

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.

When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?"

"The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because
you did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career"

 

[alwayscarryaknife]

I'm in, thanks for the opportunity.

 

[KrabbyKakes]

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?


A Stegosnorus!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

P.S. Thanks for the opportunity!

 

[Apollyon]

If at first you don't succeed: Skydiving is not for you.
Count me in that is one lovely knife.

 

[Fish30114]

You know why divorces are so expensive....they are WORTH IT!

I'm in--Thanks

 

[LadyEarth]

Here's my entry, thanks!

 

[AVigil]

[video]http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/84136821/[/video]


Thanks!

 

[goodeyesniper]

Thanks
[video=youtube;iV2ViNJFZC8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV2ViNJFZC8&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/video]

 

[Handwrecker]

I'm in, thanks!

 

[arskrg]

Why did it take the blonde 5 minutes to pour a glass of orange juice?
Because the carton said "concentrate."

In and thanks for the crazy generous giveaway.

 

[R.c.s]

I'm in and thank you

 

[trey999]

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn't chicken.

I'm in.

 

[Faiaoga]

A Parisian drowned when he jumped off a bridge into a river - he was "in Seine"

 

[drichardson67]

Hilarious. And an awesome gesture by you, KRAV. Please count me in.

So this skeleton walks into a bar and asked for a beer.......and a mop.

 

[RamZar]

I'm in. Thanks.

Monty Python rules!

 

[NinjaRyder0920]

Count me in! Thank you for your generosity.

 

[Ten4leader]

In honor of the Stanley Cup playoffs..
[video]http://i.imgur.com/WJnvb.gif[/video]
[video]http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1239083/BROWN-BOTTLE.gif[/video]
Thanks!

 

[chemistguy]

Also: a priest, a rapist, and pedophile walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

count me in, thanks for the chance!