Bionic - GAW-WINNER-229-cchu518-

[jkwithawave]

I am in, thank you!

"Who does number two, work for?"- Austin Powers.

 

[MRaymond]

Lots of good jokes/vids here! I am in for the GAW and want to say thank you!!!

What do you do when you get stuck inside an elephant's stomach?

You run around until you get pooped out

 

[RedLynx]

Great opportunity, thank you! I am in, and for your viewing pleasure:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQFKtI6gn9Y

Hope no one posted that one yet.

 

[gaca]

Awesome giveaway!

What do sea monsters eat?
Fish 'n' Ships

 

[dblhelix]

What kind of bee gives milk?


A boo bee!!!

 

[scottabrandeberry]

I'm in for sure!

Went to my favorite place today for lunch. Talked with the owner a bit on my way to my favorite seat. When I finally got there, my usual drink was setting there, and I thought "dang, someone is sitting in my favorite spot"... Then I realized that the barkeeper was just being really efficient...

It's always good to be able to laugh at yourself...

 

[Sonnemann]

Thanks for the chance, can't resist. This isn't a joke per se but it is clean and always makes me smile.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne6tB2KiZuk&feature=kp

 

[uxo2]

Im in Krav.

Thank you.

 

[jakemex]

I'm in! Thanks for the great GA and the laughs and face palms

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[trkJr]

Funny stuff here.... Thanks for the GAW!

 

[Blinkknives]

Thanks for the generous offer. Here is my contribution

 

[Lazek]

I'd love to be in. Thank you!

 

[Walker Smith]

I want one.
I once called in sick b/c there was a knife show in town.

 

[pbcg]

Wow!

I'm in and thank you very much for doing such a generious GAW!!!

 

[zzzzzz]

"Our vice president, our old friend, Dick Cheney got in some trouble, made a joke. Did you hear about this? Made a joke about West Virginia, but he apologized. He did apologize for the joke he made about West Virginia. Nothing yet on the Iraqi war." --David Letterman

Entered

 

[bronyblacksmith]

thanks Krav for the chance.

so two muffins go in to an oven and one says to the other is it just me or is it hot in here and the other one says AHHH a talking muffin.

 

[rozsagab]

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."
Mark Twain

I'm in, thanks for the chance.

 

[michalpotok]

- Did you hear that Reese woman from Legally Blonde was stabbed this morning?
- Witherspoon?
- No, with a knife.

Michal

 

[dgebler]

I'm in, thanks for the awesome giveaway!

 

[Rival1314]

im in!!

How do you make an orange laugh??

Tickle its Navel;-)