Your girls are doing shots of Beam????

: I heard y'all drank a lot up there but sheesh
Nope, I'm greedy and kept all the Beam to myself

I made the girls drink water. They offered to share their PB and applesauce with me, but I declined... don't wanna get fat, y'know
That white stuff is called "snow" and "ice". Go peek in your freezer, you'll see what our whole world looks like about 8 months out of the year ("global warming" my skinny white ass!) Incidentally, those pics are the Wisconsin River, the "
Hardest-Working River in America". A mile or two south, where the river is wide and the current is slow, there's still trucks and ice-shanties on the ice and folks ice-fishing. They pull some nice walleyes and perch, sometimes pike, out of those waters. Good eatin', now that the EPA etc. stopped the paper mills from dumping mercury and other horrible poisons in the water.
Sometimes gov't intervention is a good thing.
Spring-time means a lot more when you've been snowed in and froze near-solid for months on end

. Last night, I actually slept nekkid for the first time in months. The various birds and small game critters around here are runnin' around like coeds on spring-break. Migratory ducks and geese are literally flocking back to God's country; it's beautiful to see. Honk honk! Quack quack!

It barely cracks 50F in the afternoon, but folks from 6 to 60 are wearin' shorts and soakin' up the sun

We grow 'em tough up here

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