Bizarre knife find

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So my buddy was inspecting a fleet vehicle and while checking the front end this falls out of the suspension. Either this thing was out on the road (and somehow got kicked up into the suspension), or someone is in the habit of storing their (rather cheap) kitchen cutlery in odd places.

Thought you might get a kick out of this?

 
Maybe someone stashed it there while the vehicle was parked in case they needed to access it in a hurry.
 
I guess the vehicle was in a mall parking lot and a mall ninja put it there to use for food prep after his covert ops in the mall. :D
 
They really do make good SD weapons. ;)

I used to carry a Butcher knife when I was a kid living in the city back in the 70's.

I still have it someplace...
 
Perhaps it is a murder weapon...I will ask my buddy to check the undercarriage again, perhaps they stashed the body there too?:foot:
 
How far does your fleet drive per day?

engine block burrito's, gotta have a way to cut em in half after the block warms em up.

On a long trip you can cook your potatoes while your driving too so dinners ready when you get there.
 
Being someone that rides a motorcycle; the thought of a butcher knife flying down the freeway getting kicked up by cars makes my butt pucker.

Depending on the type of work the fleet does, it may have been put there by the driver.
I know some professions that have to frequent some pretty unsavory areas yet are prohibited from carrying a weapon on their person.
If it was easily reached but fairly securely stowed, it may have been put there for self defense purposes.
 
Nobody here has ever put a socket wrench under the hood while working on their truck? Maybe he just forgot it there. Doctors leave medical equipment inside patients all the time, why not a knife?

Or it could be a murder weapon. Better take it to the police so they can dispose of it. Be sure to tell them it was used to kill somebody or they won't believe you.
 
The ninja that was hanging on to the suspension must've dropped that as a diversionary tactic while he made his cat like escape into the night. Obviously his smoke pellets weren't handy.
 
Check and see if there's a white Captain Kirk mask under there, too.

If so, I think I know who it belongs to...

And if it's the guy I'm thinking...you should be running right about now...
 
Tony8179 said:
The ninja that was hanging on to the suspension must've dropped that as a diversionary tactic while he made his cat like escape into the night. Obviously his smoke pellets weren't handy.
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Yeah, I gave that a lot of thought. I am no expert on ninjary, but wouldn't any self respecting ninja insist on a hollow handle for smoke pellet storage, or at least shuriken attachment points for a battle piece such as this?
 
unit said:
Yeah, I gave that a lot of thought. I am no expert on ninjary, but wouldn't any self respecting ninja insist on a hollow handle for smoke pellet storage, or at least shuriken attachment points for a battle piece such as this?
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Of course that's the case. This kitchen knife is simply used as a diversionary tactic and never actually gets used... unless the stealthy assassin is making a deliciously stealthy sammich and needs to spread and cut. :D
 
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