Blade 08 the story

I spotted Teabags at the show and almost lost it. He had a table, and was trying to sell mosaic damascus- which looked decent enough. He was trying to talk to me, but all I could hear was "blah blah blah", because I was thinking "TEABAGS! TEABAGS!" the whole time. I had to politely excuse myself before I busted out laughing.

I had a great time at the show and regret not making it to the HOG induction dinner. I spent WAY too much money at the show and got busted by the wife. She wasn't letting me out of her sight for the rest of the weekend.

I scored some awesome steel though! I picked up an awesome Cultie, a Mud Puppy LE, a Koster Bushcraft (made from 3V!) and the real prize, a Jackhammer. It was great to see some of you Hogs! I'm really sorry I didn't get to do any drinkin' with y'all. There is always next year, though.
 
Tony G said:
That is because -without risk of showing anything- you could wear the really short minis in the Atlanta summer heat.

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tony, tony, I am not the one that lives in San Francisco. Being hung like gerbils and playing with them is your town motto. But go on dreaming


moonwilson said:
I spotted Teabags at the show and almost lost it. He had a table, and was trying to sell mosaic damascus- which looked decent enough. He was trying to talk to me, but all I could hear was "blah blah blah", because I was thinking "TEABAGS! TEABAGS!" the whole time. I had to politely excuse myself before I busted out laughing.
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LOL...I would not have been able to control myself if I had seen him sitting behind a table. I would have been on the floor.
 
moonwilson said:
I spotted Teabags at the show and almost lost it. He had a table, and was trying to sell mosaic damascus- which looked decent enough. He was trying to talk to me, but all I could hear was "blah blah blah", because I was thinking "TEABAGS! TEABAGS!" the whole time. I had to politely excuse myself before I busted out laughing.

I had a great time at the show and regret not making it to the HOG induction dinner. I spent WAY too much money at the show and got busted by the wife. She wasn't letting me out of her sight for the rest of the weekend.

I scored some awesome steel though! I picked up an awesome Cultie, a Mud Puppy LE, a Koster Bushcraft (made from 3V!) and the real prize, a Jackhammer. It was great to see some of you Hogs! I'm really sorry I didn't get to do any drinkin' with y'all. There is always next year, though.
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That was Teabag? :confused:

I wasn't sure ... but found I couldn't stop to talk. The impulse to laugh ... too hard to overcome. :D
 
Cobalt said:
tony, tony, I am not the one that lives in San Francisco. Being hung like gerbils and playing with them is your town motto. But go on dreaming
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Ding ding ding goes the trolley.....haha, I hope the whole greased up gerbil thing is just an urban myth. That would be a shitty was to die...if I were a gerbil that is.
 
There was also the rat.

I didn't hear the 2007 rat story until this year (Porkerson threatens a rat rebellion then a rat attacks Jerry, Jerry kicks rat...), then at about 5:00 or so Sunday morning, a rat walks behind the fountain from one side of the concrete to the bushes on the other side. We all told Jerry but he turned around the wrong way and too slowly and never sees the rat.

Now Jerry doesn't believe the 2008 rat story which is funny because he thought the 2007 rat story was a ~hallucination.

There was a theft at Blade. I won't mention details but the culprit messed with the wrong guy...

Jerry offered everyone who survived the security guard raid and hung out until about 5:00 Friday night/Saturday morning a special offer on Cultelluses but Knife hunter screwed that up by buying all of them before Jerry showed up at the booth that morning.

There are a few more things that I will remember but might not be very interesting to anyone else.
 
Hogwash said:
There was also the rat.

I didn't hear the 2007 rat story until this year (Porkerson threatens a rat rebellion then a rat attacks Jerry, Jerry kicks rat...), then at about 5:00 or so Sunday morning, a rat walks behind the fountain from one side of the concrete to the bushes on the other side. We all told Jerry but he turned around the wrong way and too slowly and never sees the rat.

Now Jerry doesn't believe the 2008 rat story which is funny because he thought the 2007 rat story was a ~hallucination.

There was a theft at Blade. I won't mention details but the culprit messed with the wrong guy...

Jerry offered everyone who survived the security guard raid and hung out until about 5:00 Friday night/Saturday morning a special offer on Cultelluses but Knife hunter screwed that up by buying all of them before Jerry showed up at the booth that morning.

There are a few more things that I will remember but might not be very interesting to anyone else.
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I remember a very long and impressive ash. And then ... the fall. :(

If we'd only been quicker with the ruler ... :)
 
Cobalt said:
The Induction knife is a beautiful piece and will be mounted on the wall. Cobalt will be wearing his new diamond bracelet, while mrs cobalt turns green with envy.
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Cobalt, you look pleased as punch in this pic. Congrats on the win.

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Cobalt said:
But I think I will carry my new custom yellow wood handled Cultellus in my girly bag. I asked princess gunner for his prada, but he loves it so much, that he will not let it go. He had it hanging under his skirt, looking like a very large potato. I think it was Stabber that saw it there, because for a minute stabber was sweating considerably, until he realized it was a handbag......
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That weren't no hand bag boy! :D You guys are some sick puppies.
 
Tony G said:
He looks like the poster boy for the upcoming California gay marriages.:eek: :eek: :eek:
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hahahaha.....

The look on Cobalt's face was PRICELESS :p It was kinda hard to look tough with all of the girly accessories :D
 
thatmguy said:
Wonder why Cobalt refers to himself in the third person???
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cause he's just that cool:cool::cool:


ah huh

or conceded:D


Seriously, Cobalt lived up to his LEGEND....even if he did start it :D:thumbup:;)
 
Tony G said:
He looks like the poster boy for the upcoming California gay marriages.:eek: :eek: :eek:
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LMAO!!!!


Go Tony!


give em hell. watch him boys...... his wit is even sharper in person;)



Real pleasure meeting ya TG!
 
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