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Blade journey in jeopardy!
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Bigfattyt
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Hope she feels better. Here are a few suggestions to alleviate her pain. First off, stop wearing high heels (you, not her) so that she can stop rubbing your sore stinky feet every night (I know the heels make your calfs look great, but come on give her a break).
Second stop making her shave and rub your hairy back every night (either have her stop shaving your back, because that is a repetitive stress injury just waiting to happen, or stop making her rub said hairy back because that is just wrong anyway).
Third, and this is most important (as you will likely not be able to stop wearing the high heels, and truthfully, your back probably needs a good daily shave), if your wife is still in pain at the time of Blade, it is a simple solution. Tell the wife you are taking the kids with you, Take the two kids to a costume store, and buy two quality dog costumes, then drop them off at the local doggy hotel. Tell them they get to be dogs for a couple days. Tell the doggy hotel people their favorite food and tell them these two dogs are a new special cross breed of apes and dogs, and just to ignore them if they talk. Problem solved.
Hopefully it will get better, so you won't have to resort to the three step program (but if you do have to drop the kids off in dog costumes at the doggy hotel, don't forget to take pictures because that would be priceless).
Second stop making her shave and rub your hairy back every night (either have her stop shaving your back, because that is a repetitive stress injury just waiting to happen, or stop making her rub said hairy back because that is just wrong anyway).
Third, and this is most important (as you will likely not be able to stop wearing the high heels, and truthfully, your back probably needs a good daily shave), if your wife is still in pain at the time of Blade, it is a simple solution. Tell the wife you are taking the kids with you, Take the two kids to a costume store, and buy two quality dog costumes, then drop them off at the local doggy hotel. Tell them they get to be dogs for a couple days. Tell the doggy hotel people their favorite food and tell them these two dogs are a new special cross breed of apes and dogs, and just to ignore them if they talk. Problem solved.
Hopefully it will get better, so you won't have to resort to the three step program (but if you do have to drop the kids off in dog costumes at the doggy hotel, don't forget to take pictures because that would be priceless).
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