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You ought to make it a contest like the Emerson guys have. Kick Duane's ass, get an Buck/Strider. Kick Mick's ass, get a production Strider. Kick both their asses, get a limited custom Strider. That would be fun! Set up a little ring where one of the three booths will be. You could even charge for watching the event. Hell, sell beer to it as well!
 
ALL FOR ONE, ONE FOR ALL- FREE FOR ALL




Except for me and Ryan, we're gonna drink beer and watch!!! :)
 
Tom,
I am sensing some hidden aggression and hostility towards Duane. Is this a deep rooted sense of insecurity, because my shrink says all you got to say is, "I'm okay, your still ugly."

It helps, of course I had to fire him for taking to much of my money.

As for the banner, how about "Wet T Shirt Contest and Guiness, and really cool knives "

Just a suggestion,
Reed
 
Menopause, I think... :)

Actually there is some merit to this idea. While Duane and Mick are getting or not getting their asses kicked, Rob and I can sell some knives, drink some beer, tell some lies, annoy Mayo...

Great idea, Tom!!
 
How about hiring two Hooters girls to replace Mick and Duane. One could wear an "I'm Mick" t-shirt, and the other could wear an "I'm Duane" t-shirt. The banner could say "Pin Mick or Duane and win a free beer!" Have the girls go down (should that pun be intended, I wonder?) often. That way, the guys wrasslin' 'em get wasted, and then you can easily talk them into maxing out their credit cards on knives! It's brilliant! :D
 
Ryan,
Well it's a good thing you already have a good collection of stider knives because no Air Force guy is going to kick a Marine or an Army Rangers ass.
 
Ryan doesnt need to fight anyone......
All he has to do is pull the trigger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:




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Vinnie,
I plan on drinking the beer and watching the spectacle. And yes, I know I couldn't kick their ass, but it seemed like a good PR stunt. Besides, if it was kick Ryan's ass to win a knife, they wouldn't sell ****! And, there is always someone out there somewhere that can kick anyone's ass at a given moment!
 
About as well as that Tec-9 I just got for you. Really, I thought you were better than that! I can't believe you would have me transport this type of gun all the way to Reno for you. You could get one on any corner in your neck of the communist woods.

For sale:

Two really nice Winchester Model 94 30-30 caliber rifles. I got them really cheap, so I can let them go for next to nothing. I'm taking offers for these as well as Duane's new Tec-9.
 
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