The chance of this happenning in the wilderness is very real. I know because it happened to me!
I was backpacking in Sequoia National Park when we heard something outside the tent. Being a moronic male, I felt it was my duty to get up and shoo it away. So I get out of the tent, slip my boots on, look up, and what do I see?
A big mommy bear and two cubs!
Great! Well, the big momma charges me. I was scared as hell, but I didn't freeze. O.K., I know I am supposed to roll over and play dead. But, when you see a bear charging straight at you, I said "F#@k It! Run!!!"
So, I ran like hell. Probably a stupid thing to do, but I did it. I ran a zig zag course, hoping my smaller size would help me out maneuver the bear, and not allow it to get up to full speed. I screamed "Bear! Bear!" I ran so fast both my boots flew off! I could hear the bear behind me and I swear for a couple of seconds I felt its breath behind me!
So, I said, maybe I can sucker this bear into eating someone else! So, I ran over to the next campsite and leapt over their tent! This was Memorial Day weekend, so even though this wasn't a car camping spot, the place was still crowded. I leapt over a few more camp sites, then I ran across the nearby stream, hoping bears arent that fast in water. When I reached the opposite side, I ran to a large tree, thinking if the bear was still on my a#s, I could use the tree to keep as a barrier between me and the bear.
Luckily, the bear was just staring at me from across the stream. Looking back, I'm sure now that it just wanted to scare me away from her cubs, not eat me. I remember seeing the 2 cubs run away from me as mom started her charge.
Here are some funny things:
1) I reported the incident to the Park Rangers. They FINED ME for improper food storage!!! Lemme tell you, one metal box the size of a large Coleman cooler cannot hold all the food of packed campsite on Memorial Day! Ever try hanging your pack from a Jeffery Pine? Good luck!
2) Of the whole campsight, even though there was me screaming my head off, running around with a bear after me, jumping over tents, only 3 other people actually woke up and saw what happened!
3) One guy that saw what happened actually thought the bear WAS A SKUNK at first. "It was behind a large fallen tree. All I could see was the top of it's back. With the moonlight reflecting off its black back, I thought it was a skunk." God.
4) I still carry my ripped up North Face backpack. I can't even remember what the bear was going for in it, but I do remember it was full of bear slobber and snot. Ya, I know, I'm a moron for keeping food in my pack in bear country. At least its good for conversation.
Having said that, ya a nice Benelli 12 gauge or a G3 with 20 rounds of .308 woulda been nice. However, I would have settled for a good rock at that point!
Too bad we can't do searches anymore. Just recently, an old man in his 60's or 70's was attacked by a mountain lion. He killed the damm thing with I think an old Case or Scrade lockback with a 3" blade! It's in the achives somewhere. So, it is possible! But yes, he got mauled pretty bad!
I remember like 25 years ago in Field and Stream there was an article where a bow hunter killed a GRIZZLY BEAR with his broadhead arrows. And, I mean he wasn't shooting the arrows! He was stabbing the bear with them!
Those guys were some bad mofos!
Bruise