As a functional drunk, I probably couldn't find three knives during a SHTF scenario. I reckon I'd just have to settle for the last fixie that cracked the hatch/paper on my freshest can of Cope.
Tonight, it would be a little Wenger 3V "Crewman" action...
I could easily split wood and stab a b!+ch with this fu<ker.
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