Bladesmith puns

[HomeBru]

If I sing while I'm forging a blade, does that make it serenaded?

What do you have?

 

[Bill DeShivs]

That's sharp!

 

[Redmeadow Knives]

To put it bluntly, that is one dull knife!

 

[Stacy E. Apelt - Bladesmith]

I must be a bit dull, I don't get the point of all this?

 

[Redmeadow Knives]

Got a knife from Colorado with no edge, it must be stoned.

 

[Jason Fry]

You have to be pretty sharp to stay on the cutting edge of this business.

My brother had an attractive lady once ask him "so you just get it all hot then bang it?" Um, yep, that's it.

 

[Jesse Latham]

I think you guy's have a handle on this.

 

[Redmeadow Knives]

Endless pun possibilities with lanyard tubings other name, but I'll refrain.

The butt needs more curve for comfort in the palm.

 

[Ken H>]

Jason gets my vote with (rewording a bit for general speak) : "an attractive lady once ask a blacksmith "so you just get it all hot then bang it?" "

 

[Tenebr0s]

Jason gets my vote with (rewording a bit for general speak) : "an attractive lady once ask a blacksmith "so you just get it all hot then bang it?" "

I recommend the ball-peen...

 

[elementfe]

Jason gets my vote with (rewording a bit for general speak) : "an attractive lady once ask a blacksmith "so you just get it all hot then bang it?" "

Red hot, baby, cherry red.

I get so tired of people coming up and saying the same old tired stuff...that's what I get for dealing with the public every week, god love em.

 

[Redmeadow Knives]

Jason gets my vote.............." "

Who said anything about a contest in the first place? Pun intended.

 

[Redmeadow Knives]

I peen the toilet.

 

[PT Doc]

Got a knife from Colorado with no edge, it must be stoned.

 

[Jesse Latham]

I love a narrow tang!

 

[DougSeward]

Illegitimi non carborundum.