blood everywhere.

Lemme sum this up:

Spinning sharp objects isn't so bad (don't do it intoxicated, which I suspect might have happened here, but I'm just speculating). :D

Tourniquets are bad unless you are going to die like RIGHT NOW. A wrist wound that size won't do it, so just apply pressure, layer on some paper towel and pour on the glue....

...Super glue can save you ER expenses (ask the deep gash in my torso from a paper wheel mishap). It's gonna look like a .45 hit me!

Karambits are 90% glitz, and 10% glam.

Bummer it mangled your tat.

:D

Carry on, welcome to the "I f'd up" club.
 
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