Boxers or Briefs?

Boxers!!!

It gets WAAAY too crowded in there with briefs (speaking for myself here), and my boys need to breathe. Besides, it's not like they need support. I mean, we're not talking about boobs & bras here. Our equipment was DESIGNED to swing low. In fact, they NEED to drop AWAY from the body. The normal body temp. is too hot for healthy sperm count.

Let's see if I can break this down for everyone:
Boxers = healthy army of swimmers.
Briefs = special olympic swimmers.

As usual, once the X-Head has spoken, there's nothing left to say.
 
X-Head said:
Boxers!!!

It gets WAAAY too crowded in there with briefs (speaking for myself here), and my boys need to breathe. Besides, it's not like they need support. I mean, we're not talking about boobs & bras here. Our equipment was DESIGNED to swing low. In fact, they NEED to drop AWAY from the body. The normal body temp. is too hot for healthy sperm count.

Let's see if I can break this down for everyone:
Boxers = healthy army of swimmers.
Briefs = special olympic swimmers.

As usual, once the X-Head has spoken, there's nothing left to say.
Yeah! Well I've worn briefs all my life and I have 8 KIDS!!!:eek:
 
Bravado said:
Yeah! Well I've worn briefs all my life and I have 8 KIDS!!!:eek:

Even special olympians cross the finish line once in a while. :D

Edited to add:
(your swimmers, NOT your kids!!!!! Thought I better come back and clarify. Actually 8 kids is awesome. You're one busy dad, I'm sure.)
 
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