This reminds me of the joke about the Irishman and the three labours.He had to drink 20 pints of Guinness, remove a thorn from the paw of a ferocious lion and make love to a gorgeous blonde for one hour. After drinking the Guinness he went into the lion's cage. One hour later after a great deal of roaring, swearing and fighting with lots of blood and snot flying, he staggers out, looking like a used piece of chewing gum ,looks around and says, "Right, where's that blonde with the thorn in her foot?"