Busse Noob

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Just ordered a few Busse knives (my first) last night after having a bit too much liquid encouragement so I guess I'm the new guy around here. Being the newest noob, I'll ask the stupid question; whats with all the bacon and hog stuff? I love bacon as much as the next guy, but I'm assuming there is some type of story behind it.
 
Welcome friend!
I will let another member brief you on the rest...
Mmmmm bacon!
 
Well seems like you like Booze and Bacon your well on your way to the secret hand shake .
Welcome aboard
 
Welcome young piglet!
As you read more posts the riddle of HOG will reveal itself.
Acronyms will be come clear, and forever will the PORK rule your knife desires.
 
Infi is made with Unicorn poop - Jerry has a secret unicorn farm in the middle of the swamp - That's also where the Rats' come from and Scrap yards come from the dumpster- That's where Jerry's brother "Dumpster Dan" can be found rooting for what was thrown away over in the "Hog Barn" or the "Crab Shack" .... Bacon? YUMM! .... Infi is not SS, but because it oozes bacon fat, it's practically stainless... YOu'll get the decoder ring in about "2 weeks"....The first thing you'll need to adjust to is "Busse Time" .... two weeks can be a long fkn time LOLOLO!!! :D

And welcome to the "piglets" ... we'll be hanging out over in the corner together learning from the HOGS'

YOu'll have to learn about "shenanigans and Hog Treachery" as well...it runs rampant
 
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Something about cloven hooves and a trough where piglets try frantically to wedge their way in to feast on HOG FAT!:eek::eek::eek:
 
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