"Livin' on Busse Time", to the tune of Don William's "Livin' on Tulsa Time".
I bought myself a Busse knife, despite objections from my wife, from Amy-O on the Busse line,
and settled back to wait my turn, "two weeks", but I had yet to learn,
'bout livin' on Busse time.
Livin' on Busse time, livin' on Busse time,
you don't need to worry, about gettin' in no hurry,
when you're livin' on Busse time.
Chares Darwin said that we arose, a very long, long time ago
from that old primordial slime.
I never could conceive it, but I came to believe it,
while livin' on Busse time.
Livin' on Busse time, livinin' on Busse time,
if you have a latent bent to be impatient,
then keep away from Busse time.
But when you get that postal box, from a gorgeous Busse fox,
you'll no longer jitter and whine,
you'll say wow it's awesome, all those days I lost 'em,
but it's worth it on Busse time.
Gettin' back on Busse time, gettin' back on Busse time,
the credit company's frettin', because you can be bettin'
I'm gettin' back on Busse time.