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Herber,
The fight within yourself is "Good"(Research) against
EVIL(hikv cult)! Koz would explain it better, but as a kind,old Researcher I will try! You see Koz an I are "deproggramers trying to save you all from the cult of hikv ,led by a mastermind called Rusty,he even has infiltrated our legal system & corrupted one of the best minds,Blues, then he got THAT NDN, Burke,Tom,Wal., AC & the rest!Uncle has found a cure called Hienikin,(requires massive doses over many yrs.! 2 sharp is wavering, Maui is just a matter of time,we will win!
Once you are cured I have a paper for you to sign,concerning payments to the Fellowship!!Can you imagine ,"when ,not if" I get JP to sign up??
jim
The fight within yourself is "Good"(Research) against
EVIL(hikv cult)! Koz would explain it better, but as a kind,old Researcher I will try! You see Koz an I are "deproggramers trying to save you all from the cult of hikv ,led by a mastermind called Rusty,he even has infiltrated our legal system & corrupted one of the best minds,Blues, then he got THAT NDN, Burke,Tom,Wal., AC & the rest!Uncle has found a cure called Hienikin,(requires massive doses over many yrs.! 2 sharp is wavering, Maui is just a matter of time,we will win!
Once you are cured I have a paper for you to sign,concerning payments to the Fellowship!!Can you imagine ,"when ,not if" I get JP to sign up?? jim
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DON'T SIGN ANYTHING 
Jim's legal documents are drawn up by a Phildelphia lawyer (not the honest Texas type ) in disappearing ink. The Tesla coil is hooked to a huge electric magnet deep in the cave that will suck a Khukuri through a vault door. It is activated by a scanner which reads signed contracts any way it wants to (usually sees "all you Khuks belong me"). It will also get any valuable fillings out of your teeth.
Jim's legal documents are drawn up by a Phildelphia lawyer (not the honest Texas type ) in disappearing ink. The Tesla coil is hooked to a huge electric magnet deep in the cave that will suck a Khukuri through a vault door. It is activated by a scanner which reads signed contracts any way it wants to (usually sees "all you Khuks belong me"). It will also get any valuable fillings out of your teeth.- Joined
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Wal,
Happy TG , hope you are feeling better!You are beginning to panic,
don't fight it , eventually you will begin to see that all K's you get, you will apply tests too, reviews will be given ,then a big lightbulb will blink in your head! "Research", Jim was right all along, he's a good guy, there is no such thing as hikv,Rusty had us all tricked!Then you will make a "public apology", & sign my B*******
,I, mean my "REASONABLE",request forms to join my Fellowship,it's all perfectly legal,& like ,above reproach!!Do you wish to renounce Rus & the EVIL side & join now??
jim
Happy TG , hope you are feeling better!You are beginning to panic,
don't fight it , eventually you will begin to see that all K's you get, you will apply tests too, reviews will be given ,then a big lightbulb will blink in your head! "Research", Jim was right all along, he's a good guy, there is no such thing as hikv,Rusty had us all tricked!Then you will make a "public apology", & sign my B*******
,I, mean my "REASONABLE",request forms to join my Fellowship,it's all perfectly legal,& like ,above reproach!!
Do you wish to renounce Rus & the EVIL side & join now?? jim
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Rusty has had you pegged from the beginning. The entire "research" project is a ploy to gain more blades while trying to cover up your infrac...infection...OK, AND your infractions. A contract can only be legal when it constitutes a "meeting of the minds". Since ALL the minds in this forum are afflicted with HIKV, they have already met, and "we don' need no steenkin' contracts". We are also working on re-routing your direct link to Uncle's UBDOTD posts, looping it back to your 'pooter so that you can only buy your own Khukuris. 
HEE!!
HEE!!
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First thread earned a couple of good Thanksgiving Day chuckles. Thanks, all!
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Sigh! You are mistaken,i am but a "poor" old, Researcher!
My contracts are all "honorable" ,the few K's I have belong to the Fellowship,How can you do that with the UBDOTD's (new approach),If you can do this "go ahead" I have no need for any more K's I'm just getting them for others! You know, for Christmas, by the way ,they released your ved. called "The Grinch That stole Christmas" starring you Wal. that green grinch looks just like your logo!
jim
PS Rus was wrong,I'm not like that!
My contracts are all "honorable"
,the few K's I have belong to the Fellowship,How can you do that with the UBDOTD's (new approach),If you can do this "go ahead" I have no need for any more K's I'm just getting them for others! You know, for Christmas, by the way ,they released your ved. called "The Grinch That stole Christmas" starring you Wal. that green grinch looks just like your logo! jim
PS Rus was wrong,I'm not like that!
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Rus wrong? Wal the Grinch? Caveman, you have no mercy not even on Thanksgiving! Are you sure you weren't a Navy officer, too?
wildmanh
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Originally posted by jim_l_clifton
Herber,
The fight within yourself is "Good"(Research) against
EVIL(hikv cult)! Koz would explain it better, but as a kind,old Researcher I will try! You see Koz an I are "deproggramers trying to save you all from the cult of hikv ,led by a mastermind called Rusty,he even has infiltrated our legal system & corrupted one of the best minds,Blues, then he got THAT NDN, Burke,Tom,Wal., AC & the rest!Uncle has found a cure called Hienikin,(requires massive doses over many yrs.! 2 sharp is wavering, Maui is just a matter of time,we will win!
jim
Hey Jim, the fight is over and HIKV won.
Looks like nobody will be joining your fellowship today. Now to infect more people and let the Virus run wild.Heber Ellsworth
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H,
Backstabber,trickster,con artest,shill for the EVIL side! I
knew you were not a "True Researcher"! Koz & I have warned the others! No M43'S for you "unless" I have a change of heart!
jim
Backstabber,trickster,con artest,shill for the EVIL side!
Iknew you were not a "True Researcher"! Koz & I have warned the others! No M43'S for you "unless" I have a change of heart!
jim
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He ALWAYS gets up on the cranky side! And goes to bed (IF he sleeps) the same way.