Butterfly Knife?

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This. I am honestly unsure how to feel about those other than amused. A quick search reveals that these are (can I say this with a straight face?) pretty serious kitchen knives, basically custom pieces. But...who would ever use one? Like, for anything?
 
¥168,000-198,000???

That's like $1,500-1,800 USD!

That's part of what has kept me laughing. I just imagine an American board meeting.

CEO: Johnson! This goth-Lolita trend is big in Japan give me some ideas to cash in!

Johnson: What, I mean, what's goth-Lolita, I don't know, kitchen knives?

CEO: That's goddamn brilliant Johnson! Get on it.

Johnson: I'll contact Walmart, sir.

CEO: No! The goth-Loli crowd is discerning! None of that, these are gonna be the best knives imaginable! Get me a fourth generation traditional Japanese blade smith! This will be the finest novelty cutlery the world has ever seen! Oh, and make sure one has a butterfly.
 
That's part of what has kept me laughing. I just imagine an American board meeting.

CEO: Johnson! This goth-Lolita trend is big in Japan give me some ideas to cash in!

Johnson: What, I mean, what's goth-Lolita, I don't know, kitchen knives?

CEO: That's goddamn brilliant Johnson! Get on it.

Johnson: I'll contact Walmart, sir.

CEO: No! The goth-Loli crowd is discerning! None of that, these are gonna be the best knives imaginable! Get me a fourth generation traditional Japanese blade smith! This will be the finest novelty cutlery the world has ever seen! Oh, and make sure one has a butterfly.

I checked out the Goth-Lolita thing, and now I understand.
These knives look better when held by Japanese girls. :)
A truly brilliant invention.
 
Probably works equally well with Japanese guys for the women knife enthusiasts.
And the men of that persuasion...hey, I don't judge. :D
 
That's if you are buying women.
If you can convince girls to hang out with you because of how awesome you are, that's called having a good time. :thumbup:

If you had knives like these, everyone would know how awesome you are:D

"How come I can't find the right girl?"

"Because you don't own a Lappin or Juliette, fool!"
 
If you had knives like these, everyone would know how awesome you are:D

"How come I can't find the right girl?"

"Because you don't own a Lappin or Juliette, fool!"

Exactly. :)
(my wife would probably actually like one of these knives due to liking butterflies...but I don't think she'd agree on the multiple Japanese girls, no matter how awesome they thought the knives were)
 
Exactly. :)
(my wife would probably actually like one of these knives due to liking butterflies...but I don't think she'd agree on the multiple Japanese girls, no matter how awesome they thought the knives were)

A man can dream...

Just make sure you don't talk in your sleep if your wife is around:D
 
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