I really miss the little bastard. I was a lot like him--who wasn't? Gotta hand it to his creator. The guy would only allow books and calendars of his comics. No other merchandising. He probably turned away millions. If he had a nickel for every one of those car decals of the kid taking a leak on whatever, he could buy Donald Trump! The decal was ripped off from a drawing of Calvin, standing in the corner, hands in pockets, sulking.
I wish he'd come back--The Far Side, too!