Thought I'd update this monster of a thread I have created.
I gave my Cricket a little time off as I went to Wally World and bought a Buck Cadet. Small knife-a-phobe friendly 3 blade stockman. Wooden handles, a basic tool older than dirt. Stockmans are not what I like, as I rely on SAKs and my favorite traditional pattern is the Trapper, but the 3 Blade stockman is probably much more common than the Trapper.
The experiment here is to see how people react to such a common, elementary, inoffensive, and very old tool.
Let's start with purchasing it from Wally World in the Sporting Goods department with a young lady my age behind the counter. For the record I'm old enough to buy whatever the heck I want but still young enough to have to show I.D.
"Excuse me ma'am I'd like to purchase that Buck Stockman you have on display there."
She looked at me confused. Okay I didn't really expect her to know her knife brands or patterns and let's give her the benefit of the doubt and assume she's either doesn't like Buck for some reason or is used to seeing stockmans with slightly different configurations or something

. I sighed. "You know, #26."
When I bought the knife I was asked to show I.D.
I asked the Wally World clerk as I slid my license out what she thought someone was going to do with that knife. She shrugged and laughed at my lame joke. Okay so that verifies that no one is intimidated by this little knife.
So at that point I was kind of discouraged that the most common slipjoint pattern from a widely distributed manufacturer was not recognizable but it seemed she'd at least seen a knife like it before.
The knife itself is unfortunately made in China but it's adequate for my experiment.
A day later I have happenstance to bechtest it as I am picking up some lumber for my brother. It just so happens I worked at this particular lumberyard for 4 years and an employee who remembered me stopped to help me tie at down just for an excuse to catch up a bit.
And of course what does he need but a knife to cut the nylon twine with?
First of all why does he not already have one? So I see my opportunity and lend him my new little Buck. AND he can't open it. It's not that he tried to open it and just slipped on the nail nick, which I will admit still happens to me sometimes, he stared at it and turned it end over end.
I took it from him, opened the spey blade, but then thought more carefully and switched to the sheep's foot, and handed it back.
The good news is once he had it he hand no problems using it, and even stropped it briefly on his jeans and closed it with a nice audible snap before handing it back. But there remains the problem he couldn't open the thing.
I plan to keep doing this. I will never use this knife for anything (that's what my EDC is for) but I will see what others do with it and touch it up if it gets dull. It's perhaps the best value in knife related entertainment since bladeforums.com
