Can somebody sell me on the BK2?

Chuck Norris used a BK2 to C-section himself out of his mother's womb, knowing it was the only knife capable of cutting though the only thing tough enough to contain Chuck Norris.
Haha, where in the hell do you come up with this stuff at?
 
I told him the night before that.

And I told you the night before that. And you told me the night before that. But before that he told you to tell me to tell you that you told him to tell you to tell him to tell me. And I think Guyon might have been there and saw the whole thing.
 
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