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So long as we are begging. I'd really appreciate it if someone would send me five hundred free knives, a signed portrait of Don Knots, a used bicycle horn, three pretzels, and a unicorn drizzled in pixie dust. Kthxbai.
Add in some astroglide lube and some liquor and you have yourself an awesome party!
I get first dibs on riding the unicorn!
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