Candidates for HI Forum Official Signature

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Rusty,are we doing fit reps,now OER`s,now?This officer never makes the same mistake twice.He has made them all once.
 
BTTT, for the morbidly curious.

Also, as a thread to which the newbies should be allowed to read and-er well, weep isn't quite what I had in mind, but it's ,more polite.

Time we reopened this thread, especially while the cat's away. And thank you for your signature which reminded me Harry.

Any new and exciting sig's?


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Himalayan Imports Khukuri FAQ


[This message has been edited by Rusty (edited 02-06-2000).]
 
"Khukuris, khukuris everywhere! and not a thing to chop!!

William "khuk nut" Skakespeare
 
Thanks, Rusty
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"I'd like to buy the world a Khuk, to keep it in harmony...It's the real thing..."

With apologies to the Coca-Cola Company.

Harry
 
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Get a whole new outlook on what a Big Knife Really IS. ???

(Since I have gotten the GRS my 18" AK has gotten a whole bunch lighter.
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This isn't just a knife. IT is THE Knife!!

The temporary cure for HIKV.

Khukuris: A whole new method of body building.

Khukuris; The Original "Survival" knife!!

Even our "little knives" are bigger than yours!!

My knife will chop your knife in two.
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Khukuri. The go anywhere do anything knife!!

I have absolutely too much time on my hands.
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>>>>---¥vsa---->®

"Know your own bone, gnaw at it, bury it, unearth it again."

'Thoreau'

Khukuri FAQ
 
Khukuris; The Original "Survival" knife!!

Even our "little knives" are bigger than yours!!

My knife will chop your knife in two.

Khukuri. The go anywhere do anything knife!!

All of the above were from Yvsa and I thought they were really good.

Some options may be:

"Excuse me while I wip this out"

"Khukuri: designed not to come back when you throw it"

"This is my Khukuri, this is my gun,
This is for chopping, this is for fun,"

I'll stop while I'm ahead.
 
I like your:

"My knife will chop your knife in two"

and I swear that to the best of my recollection I'm NOT the one who came up with the idea of calling the Cobalt Ang Khola Bowie the HI Bird and Trout knife.

Don't stay away so long, Cobalt. This is not a place you want to turn your back on.

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Himalayan Imports Khukuri FAQ
 
I'm not going anywhere, Rusty. And I never turn my back on a knifenut.
 
"My knife can chop your knife in two" That would make a great t-shirt for HI...

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"Clear a path for the Kukhri or it will clear one for itself"
 
Originally posted by Rusty:
Any new and exciting sig's?
Click to expand...

Well, there's mine.... It was inspired by one somebody else was using in the general forum, in the Mad Dog controversy before last, or maybe it was three Mad Dog controversies ago; it's hard to keep track of them all. I love a good Mad Dog controversy, though; I can hardly wait till the next one. Sigh ... could be weeks before the next one starts....

In light of recent trends in that forum I'm thinking of adding the line "If anyone expresses any disagreement with what I have posted I will leave this forum forever. Or at least I'll threaten to ... maybe if enough people beg me to I'll stay after all...."



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This post is not merely the author's opinions; it is the trrrrrruth. This post is intended to cause dissension and unrest and upset people, and ultimately drive them mad. Please do not misinterpret my intentions in posting this.
 
How about:

"A blade can cut both ways..."

I believe this was of either Greek or Japanese origin. Someone correct me if I am wrong.

Harry
 
"This is my khukuri, this is my gun,
this is for chopping, this is for fun..."

Cobalt--what is your major malfunction!?

bwah hah hah hah hah...

-Dave

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Craig Rosebraugh is innocent!
 
Alright, enough is enough. Let's get serious, after all we owe it to this forum. So I'll start.

Woke up to the start of a beautiful day,
found out that the girl laying next to me wasn't much of a L@#,

Too much beer and wine,
made this mac truck look quite devine,
Indeed, last night she looked like an incredible Sexprila,
Today she looks more like Godzilla,

Boy, I wish I was with Bill in the 3rd world,
before this she monster wakes up and wants another twirl,

Now I'm stuck in this house,
like a little mouse,
having woken up with it's hand in a trap,
which in this case was a butt crack,

I decided to run and head for the door,
the monster woke up and let out a roar,
it's breath curled my toe nails,
boy, did I let out a wail,

this was no normal situation,
because this monster was in full menstruation,

Fully awake and mad as hell,
she charged with those knockers swaying like giant bells,

reaching the door I fumbled for the lock,
but she reached me and grabbed my (hmmm),

I was able to reach for my khukuri next to the door,
the sun shone off the shinny blade and blinded that she boar,

this gave me the time to run down the hall,
and with one giant swing I broke through that trailer wall,

can't believe I finally made it,
now I'm in the middle of the street with a khukuri in my hand and buck naked,

OK, no more rhymes, I promise. I can't help it.
 
ROTFL!!!!

Just let me catch my breath....

That was my weekend laugh! Many thanks, Cobalt!

Harry
 
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