Can't Make It To Blade Support Thread

God grant me the Serenity to accept the things I cannot have:
Tickets to Blade

Courage to change the things I can:
To kill all those who stand in my way at the Ganza

and the Wisdom to know the difference:
That I don't stand a chance against the mighty HOGS
 
Looking for a weak link in the trough! One mistake and we charge.
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Mulder: that's a classic.
 
MORIMOTOM said:
we need to come up with some steps. like, maybe, twelve.
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The 12 step program is easy:

Step 1 Buy your first piece of INFI from the BCS (Busse Company Store)
Step 2 Buy your second piece of INFI from BCS
Step 3 Participate in your first ganza
Step 4 Order your next 5 pieces of INFI directly from BC (Busse Combat)
Step 5 Realize you are overdrawn and sell or trade one of your beloved pieces of INFI
Step 6 Hound the HOGs for that one piece of INFI unobtainum (SK)
Step 7 Realize that you need a mentor and approach one of the HOG's for guidence
Step 8 Participate in your second ganza and put in for 27 of everything (you now realize you can throw something back if need be)
Step 9 Score a major piece of INFI unobtanium (SH-1)
Step 10 Send the Boss HOG at BC a bottle of JWB and some Cuban cigars to try and help your next ganza score
Step 11 Attend Blade
Step 12 Be inducted as a HOG and given a HOG name (MEHOG)

piglet
 
Tyrkon Lawson said:
Oh that's Pokey! :D

We'll take them by storm next year guys. :thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:
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Well. If there's anything an old scientist can do to mitigate your sorrows, please say something!

I'm fortunate that I can go this year, and will miss seeing you there.

Take a good look at all the pics posted by Jerry. If there's something you'd like me to 'fight' for...just ask!:D ;)

Mulder: I have reached Step 8.5 to 9. Starting to get worried.

All: Perhaps I can take pictures at the Trough and share them with the other Piglets? Might help others avoid mauling when the Hogs stampede. (I don't actually expect to return home without a new scar or two...)

EDIT: Wait a minute! Those 12 steps lead down...not up!!!!
 
Schuey2002 said:
Skunk is not worried. SkunkForce is already on patrol over the skies of Idaho... ;)

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You should see the new canisters for cluster bombs. Excellent anti-personnel weapons...and the high temperature gas discharges polishes your INFI to a nice, satiny sheen.;)
 
OldPhysics said:
Take a good look at all the pics posted by Jerry. If there's something you'd like me to 'fight' for...just ask!:D ;)
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Thanks brutha! I'll keep that in mind. However, I just scored a little piece of INFI I have wanted for a long time through a trade. It should be here by the weekend to cheer me up.

More than anything I wanted to meet all you Hogs/Piglets. Next year will be the year. ;)
 
Glad to see I'm not the only one who had to bail out at the last minute. I think all of us who are not attending this year should band toghther for BLADE '08.
PIGLET POSSE UNITE! Hell, we'll even accept membership from any old hogs that went BLADELESS this year. With our strength in numbers we should be able to easily stampede the "soon to be bacon hogs" right out of line:D. And for any last holdouts we go over the top with our AK-47s a slashin'.
"Hell hath no fury like a piglet with INFI."
 
So how is everyone going to cope? I just made a trade w/ a fellow hog here and will hopefully have a new piece of INFI tomorrow. Even if I have to chase down the mail lady again. :p ;) That should ease the pain a bit.
 
Okay after seeing the HOGFSH's for $427 I had to visit this thread. To console myself, I'm having some of my finest bourbon and sleeping next to my new FFBM.
 
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