Can't match Maple and Antler

[peter nap]

Damnit......I didn't have a piece of antler the size I needed so I tried to get the same color on Maple. Not even close. Now I gotta make another B&T to go with the fork!

 

[Sylvester]

what`s wrong with some nice maple all the
way an no antler

 

[peter nap]

That's what I going to do Sylvester. Just have to make a new knife now.

Now I gotta make another B&T to go with the fork!

B&T= "Virginia Bird and Trout Knife" The idiots in the local police departments think everything from a steak knife to a meat cleaver is a Dirk. To keep them from locking up all the recipients of my knives I call everything other than skinners and fighters, Bird and Trout Knives.

 

[Sylvester]

Duh!!:footinmou
Nice police department

 

[peter nap]

Well Sylvester. There are a couple of things that you can't say about this NEW breed of cops.
1. They are nice!
2. They are Smart!
3. They were never stuffed in lockers in high school!!

 

[RHINOKNIVES]

B&T stands for bacon and tomato! hold the lettice.

 

[Sylvester]

The only nice one that I know has retired.
Or should I say got smart.
I thought that B&T stands for booze & t-ts
my two favorite things