Chiruwa AK is indestructable!!!

....he still thinks he's Irish - that's a Clan Cianachta kilt.....if he ever starts up on those damn pipes... :rolleyes:
 
Originally posted by jim_l_clifton
Drag my ***! You have me confused with AC!:D
jim
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"A story about Daisy, formerly known as Tsimi."


Daisy got his 1st car when he was 16. And then as now Daisy couldn't be reasoned with.
There were some dudes one day that challenged Daisy to a drag race.
And Daisy not knowing quite as much as he thought he knew went quickly home and rummaged around his GF's clothes and got fancied up in a long sleek black dress, a wiglet and make-up.
When he got back to the dudes they all laughed their asses off at Daisy for thinking they meant that kind of 'drag.'

After 'splainin' it to Daisy for 4-3 times what a 'drag race' really was Daisy finally got it figured out.
They got there cars on the line and Daisy put his in 'N' for Nothing and got his engine racing wildly waiting on the flag to drop.

When the flag dropped Daisy dropped his car down to 'L' for LEAP!!!!

Daisy (A reminder that Daisy was formerly known as Tsimi.;)) Got off the line good and just as the dudes was catchin up Daisy then put his tranny in 'D' for DRAG!!!! And pulled ahead once more!!!!

And just as the dudes pulled up along side Daisy he then done the ultimate and speed shifted his tranny into 'R' for RACE!!!!
Needless to say his tranny blew all to hay'ill and came jumping up out of the floorboards throwing parts all over the back street.

And since Daisy was still in drag even though his car wasn't Daisy made eyes at the nice policemen and spoke in a higher voice, caused by a planetary gear in a not so nice place, and managed to get off scot free!!!!

And such was the beginnings of Daisy's (formerly known as Tsimi) career of drag and living in subterranean places. (to keep the dudes from laughing their asses off each time they saw Daisy.)
Daisy's fascination with sharp objects came from the planetary gear in the not so nice place along with dreams of revenge if he could only catch the dudes one by one.:D

Daisy's fascination with Durba made khukuris is anyone's best guess.;):p :rolleyes: :eek: :confused: :D
 
Originally posted by Walosi
...They gave you better meds, didn't they :D
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I wish Bro. It's so bad today I am running on pure endorphins, probably shouldn't even be here.;)

I'll drop you an e-mail after while.
 
If you don't get an immediate reply, post a comm check here. MSNTV e-mail is currently being run by Hogan's Goat. None of my mail gets to the AOL addys on my book (my Sis, and Uncle Bill), and who knows what incoming I'm missing. I have a hotmail acct. - Walosi68@hotmail.com, but it doesn't seem to work all the time, either.
 
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