Chris P. Bacon in action (caution for the sensitive, video features live pig)

[DamascusBowie]

Even the news team gets choked up:

 

[Dangerneck]

So sad...I'm not crying...YOU'RE crying!

 

[JV Knives]

That news anchor is a serial killer in the making...

 

[Ironic]

Perfectly understandable—few have the appetite to eat a whole pig all at once.