Cindy Garrison what is the point?

Zombie Zeke

Zombie Zeke

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Ok. I was skimming through the channels while doing my fat man dated 2 miles on the treadmill and saw her expose on the African poacher and meat trade.

Fine. Natives to eat. People need to be pacified watching other people rant about overharvesting, strip logging and eating lowland gorillas for virility.

But here is what I was wondering she is a great white hunter and capable of lining up things in a scope when led to them by other people (hunting?). Why is she wearing an all black unitard with matching 8" daggers on either hip with a street camo bandana in the jungle while on an "undercover mission"?

Anyone else find things a little off on this show?
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In my best Cindy Garrison impression - I, like, caught her sheep hunt this morning and was like, man. I'd love to like, have a chance at hunt like that an be, like... And then she, like, thought, like, she missed and, like...

:rolleyes:

Okay to watch when there is nothing els on. She isn't hard to look at but, damn she sounds like my 12-year-old.
 
Another fabricated / made-for-TV celebrity / expert / trust-this-person type of thing. This is the new wave of "reality" celebrity. Digi-Cams are cheap and journalist majors a dime-a-dozen.
With the right connections any "hot babe" or "action adventure guy" can create a cult following.

It's just more journalistic media trasholla to fill up the hundreds, if not thousands, of time slots created by Wall Street to sell products.

She will have her own calendar, get an edorsement from a firearms company, be featured in playboy or rollingstone, be interviewed on the Tonight show, tell everyone it is about getting "her message" out, all the while stuffing Millions of pesos in her bank account.
Then party with the stars, end up in rehab at the Betty Ford clinic, then start the sequence all over again.

This the era of un-real people , created solely for media consumption.

If she sells products, her name will be in lights, if not, she will be kicked to the curb and they'll try something else.
 
How funny, I was just on Google looking her up! Apparently she lived in Botswana for 5 years running a safari service or something. She was also the co-host on an ESPN fly fishing show. I'll tune in again...but I'll have the sound off!
 
Simple answer...Sex sells.

I looked at the link. Agree with the above assessment of a made personality, made for a specific viewing audience.
 
Yeah, do you really need that many rounds of 500 nitro express. Hunting T-Rex? The whole things is just rediculous.

I'd take her more credibly if she was quieter, hunted and gave tips on hunting. Kind of like an expert who knows their craft and is giving us pointers. It's so sensational the way it's portrayed.

But no, I certainly wouldn't kick her out of bed.
 
I haven't seen a hunting show that I like yet, but I have to admit, I like her's even less than the others. I could care less if she is smokin hot, as to kicking her out of bed, people like her don't get into bed with people like me. Her show ranks IMO right up there with Moesha. Chris
 
I didn't notice she was hunting.:confused: Perhaps I'll run into her on the stream someday.:cool:
 
To me, she's a car wreck... I feel a little guilty about it, but I can't stop looking.

Having said that, I would enjoy it a lot more if she was sexy AND credible :/
 
SkunkWerX said:
Another fabricated / made-for-TV celebrity / expert / trust-this-person type of thing. This is the new wave of "reality" celebrity.
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Nope. Garrison is the real deal. Read a lengthy feature on her not too long ago in Hooked on the Outdoors magazine.

She's fished her whole life. Earned her chops during years as a fly-fishing guide in Alaska before breaking into the non-existent fishing scene in Africa, also as a guide.

Sure. Sex sells, and Garrison is full of sex appeal. But she knows her stuff when it comes to fishing in particular.

A lot of the carrying on has to do with producers and directors and selling the show to a wider audience, I think.

I also think she's still learning as a hunter, but the girl can flat out fish.
 
FOrget the posed publicity shots, I have to respect a gal who'll hold spare crickets and worms in her mouth while she baits a line. More power to her if she is making a living doing what she loves.

Stay away from her Mewolf, or I'm tellin!

Codger;)
 
C-R-A-Z-Y...

She seems like one of the crazy B--ches that I had the misfortune of dating when I was single, but I will share a theory that has held up in practice...

Stupid and Crazy chicks were the best in the sack...

Stupid, b/c they did not have any higher cognitive thoughts to get in the way of their animal instincts

Crazy, b/c they would do anything... I mean anything... I think Cindy falls under CRAZY!
 
Is it just me or are those pipes setting off alarms in anyone elses head?
Big deal if she knows how to fish, my fat uncle has fished his whole life and noone cares, the only reason we are discussing her right now is shes got sex appeal.
 
Liam Ryan said:
Is it just me or are those pipes setting off alarms in anyone elses head?
Big deal if she knows how to fish, my fat uncle has fished his whole life and noone cares, the only reason we are discussing her right now is shes got sex appeal.
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I like other sports too...how about those Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader tryouts?? Or maybe medicine...Dr. 90210 might be the one to call!! My so-called life...
Jim
 
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