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Is the rumor true that the show is filmed in the basement of SMKW?

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Cougar, they really do stab this stuff, full power thrusts into, stumps of wood, tables, hard wood trivettes and each other, with no apparent damage being done. They even throw knives at each other as well as the wood panelling that makes up the set. However they don't do any prying with these fine cutlery items. I haven't seen them break a knife yet. There are no cuts and no camera tricks that I can see.
 
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I bet that they Dupe a lot of people with that crap....
The poor guy with 10-20 of those swords
thinking he's making an investment.. Dang.. Gonna be in serious pain when he finds out they ain't worth Nutt'n!!!

ttyle Eric.....
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Well, here's one guy in for a Rude awakening, he thinks Chipaway Cutlery is Custom, and not a description of expected performance. http://cgi6.ebay.aol.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewListedItems&userid=dopy14&include=0&since=-1&sort=2&rows=25
He has a photo of one of his lovely etched knives, but unfortunately photographed the wrong side, it could happen.
He even left the "E" out of his own name.

 
What's really scarey is he has not one but two bids on it. Man, I have been doing this all wrong. I got to quit losing my shorts on customs and start selling "crapums".
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That wonderful piece in worth $100.00, so he is told. (now you know why his handle is dopey14)
 
Unfortunately, the joke is on us. The rest of the world probably thinks we are as goofy as these guys.
 
As awful as these shows are to watch, they are also doing some very subtle damage to the reputation of the knife community as a whole- due largely to these knuckleheads, the entire knife community is considered to be an accumulation of goofy $h%t-kicking rednecks. I still have a good part of my southern accent intact (despite living here in New Yawk) and am proud of growing up in the South- and I resent the stereotypes compounded by chickenheads selling crap that borders on self-parody. I've had to set MANY folks straight who have caught the nonsense on TV and came up to me laughing: "So that's what you're into?"
The only possible positive outcome would be to educate some of those who think these crap knives are the "real deal". Nice to watch someone who carries a piece of crap (knife or any other tool) light up when handed something of quality materials & workmanship. End of rant. My sandwich is getting cold.


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Hey Guys....

Chipaway!!! LMAO...
The only thing thats Chipping Away is the blade on that knife.. LOL

At $30.00 Someone's getting Ripped,,let alone $100.00... Geeez some people!!

LMAO

Eric...

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I was watching one of the HSN shows the other night, and the guy tried to sell a cheap folding knife by pointing out how shiny the blade was-quote "Would you just look how the knife shines, it's like a mirror-just spectacular!" Unfortunately, some people don't know that a shiny blade doesn't necessarily reflect superior quality.

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"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the foolish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay me vengeance upon you." Ezekial 25:17-Samuel L. Jackson
 
This is an outrage
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! I demand an apology from you all for insulting those knives I ordered from HSN [actually I didn't order them, if I did, I would have to go and eat a bullet for being such a retard]! Those knives from the Home Shopping Network are made from the highest quality steel in the world, 440 surgical stainless steel! They are also carried by the the FBI, Special Forces, and other Black Ops Ninja Samurai warriors! Also, that barbarian sword they feature every so often is high quality collectible stuff! In fact, everything made in Pakistan is collectible [junk]. And all the handle scales are high quality, genuine, imitaton turquoise [in other words... "plastic"]. You also insulted the Blade Babe [and she is in fact ugly]! This is a stain upon my honor, I cannot allow you say such things! I challenge you to a duel with Barbarian Swords and the "Master's Golden Ta-sheeEEe, made from surgical stainless steel".
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In fact, I am so offended that I have torn off my wig, thrown it on the ground, and I am now stomping on it to let out all the anger that has built up from listening to you guys slander the most reputable [for stealing people's designs] knives in the world!
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I curse you all a million times! May many "collectible" swords made in Pakistan fall upon you and cause you much injury.
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I hope the Super Secret Black Ops Samurai Warriors teach you a lesson!
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- Chang the Asian Janitorial Apparatus
 
And in my fit of rage, I forgot to mention the armor piercing tan-toes! They are also made from the best steel in the world, surgical stainless steel.
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You better order their tactical knives series if you want that armor piercing tan-toe made from surgical stainless steel! Comes with three other cheap POS's, all made from surgical stainless steel! .... and buy the Barbarian Sword too!
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hee hee,
you forgot that those samurai ninja swords are made from high quality rockwell 51 440 surgical steel. also the military tactical has an adjustable allen compression setting. just 300 dollars for 12 5 cent knives. these high quality pakistani custom knives can be repeatedly be stabbed into balsa wood. a true TEST of the quality of the bladage.
 
I'm going to e-mail Tom Odell and invite him over to the Forums, let him see what real KnifeNuts think of the show. I'll write it tomorrow and post it as an Open letter here. I'll give him the LINK to this thread, it should make his and Sean's day.
 
PhilL, Do you mean Sean, "The Middle Age Mutant Ninja Turdole"? The Samari warrior of all Samari Warriors. The most feared blond midget on Cable TV?

Don't do it PhilL, he may stalk you and hunt you down like a Yankee dog.
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Do it PHIL! They won't get mad. They are making so much money that the idea that NOT EVERYONE is a complete idiot will not faze them in the slightest.

But maybe you can make them think about the danger to their immortal Souls if they keep on their chosen path. Help them to see the light. To repent their sins. To sell crap where no man has ever sold crap before. On some other planet Far, Far away. If they don't go, someone from the Terrible Ironic Horde or Los Sebenzanista's will come around to say hello and show them what Real knives are.

Paracelsus, Mystooken Shaman of the Terrible Ironic Horde
 
You guys got me all wrong. I'm not going to put them down for selling crap, they are giving the public what they want and deserve. I wouldn't try to stop a man from earning a living, and I've been a salesman for too long to caste the first stone. I'm really going to try to coax them over here.
 
What we really need is a good credible knife show on TV. Something that looks at all types of knives and delves into their design, performance, and history (incidentlly our history as we explore a simple and common artifact).

It could be a very interesting program for both knife and non-knife enthusiats.
 
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