Ok, one for the firearms enthusiasts out there... well, since he has that nice SA.
In a hissy voice from the Scream goon:
"ssss ok, good, remember, rule 1. all guns are always loaded, and so are all INFI owners... yesss..."
"2. Never let the muzzle cover anything you are not willing to destroy... like that manboob there..."
"3. Keep your finger off the trigger until your sights are on target.. good, you got one there Kenny...
"4. Identify your target, and where it's behind is... no, wait, that's wrong... where your behind is... no, that's where i am..."
"Doh, did i mention 'all goons are always loaded'? cause i sure as hell am to be back here like this."