CONTEST: Firebuilding with a twist.

"Dude looks like a lady?"

Thats the best you can do?

I CALL DIBS ON THE BEST SONG/SCENE FROM SILENCE OF THE LAMBS!!!!!


(Yes caps was required.....yes it was......)



.......*tucks*........


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I got this project going full steam. But when I asked the wife to shave something funny on my butt cheek she put the kibosh on it. :-(
 
hahaha

Crowdog is trying to talk me into this contest.

I'm disqualified however due to an over abundance of body hair. :D
 
Does one get extra bonus points for shaving ones body hair with a Pink Izula? Then maybe braiding said body hair into a lanyard to go on the Izula so you don't accidentally drop it in the fire you're building? :D
 
10Beers said:
Does one get extra bonus points for shaving ones body hair with a Pink Izula? Then maybe braiding said body hair into a lanyard to go on the Izula so you don't accidentally drop it in the fire you're building? :D
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i just hurped up my protein bar.:barf:

i appreciate you saying no Diz.:thumbup:
 
Mrs. S and I were discussing this in Rat Chat the other night and she called me out. I didn't want to give up a RAT fire kit without a fight.

Poor man's tools. PJCB, grass, small twigs, going gear fire steel and striker. See, I need a good RAT kit.

Brown heels with matching man-purse. Luckily the Mrs. had some shoes with no back. I don't think she had any 11s. Just your standard Dolce & Gabbana (yes I had to Google how to spell that) bag with the standard man-cessities: Glock 19, RAT RC-4 and an ice cold Miller High Life.

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Purple wifebeater, check. Heels, check. Matching man-purse in tactical cow finish, check.

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Let there be light!

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One last one. I have no pride, so that's not a problem and if the RAT Pack is my moral compass, I'm in trouble anyway. :D

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Hmmm. A man in high heels with a purse and a sign... I wonder if this will be the last time we see this photo...
 
Very nice Adam. Noticed the garage door was shut. Took alot of guts to cower in ur garage and block your face..Just kiddn. hope this doesnt keep showing up all over the internet. :thumbup:
 
:eek: Adaman must REALLY need a fire kit!

Those shoes look like they fit a little too well to be his wifes :D
 
Dizwolf said:
OK, so in the course of contest discussion, it became apparent there was a need for and independent contest.. So here's the deal.

I just ordered two rat fire kits from KSF. One's for me. One's for whoever wins this contest. I'm unaffiliated with anyone, I'm putting this up myself and thus I suppose taking all the blame. Rules are gonna be loose.

-contest runs until Dec 1st.

-entrants must post a photo of someone building a fire. Oh yea, said person must be wearing a purple muscle shirt, and high heels. Bonus points for matching purse. Subtractions for excess body hair. Bonus points for excess body hair shaved into something funny.

That's about it. Have fun with this one guys, and gals. This could go to the hottest, the fattest, the funniest, or maybe just the best looking fire. We'll keep it in the extended family, meaning must be a Rat Packer, or you can take photos of your lady/manfriends. (def bonus points for duet shots)
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My God, man, do you have any idea what you've done?!

This is gonna be rough.

Please just declare Mrs. S. the winner and spare us all...
 
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