Contest: How Did Amy-0 Get Her Name???

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szoetrope said:
0 for ohio state? yea i know its an O, but 0 looks cooler.

GO BUCKS
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I went to school there................GO BUCKS!!!!!! but alas not it (But I really like that one)
 
Because you liked the Schoolhouse Rock "Zero" Hero cartoon? :D

You've become my hero for helping out! :thumbup:
(Shameless brown-nosing... I know, I know.)

"Zero?

Yeah, Zero is a wonderful thing.
In fact, Zero is my hero!

How can Zero be a hero?

Well, there are all kinds of heroes, you know.
A man can get to be a hero
For a famous battle he fought...
Or by studying very hard
And becoming a weightless astronaut.

And then there are heroes of other sorts,
Like the heroes we know from watching sports.
But a hero doesn't have to be a grown up person, you know,
A hero can be a very big dog
Who comes to your rescue,
Or a very little boy who's smart enough to know what to do.

But let me tell you about my favorite hero.

My hero, Zero, such a funny little hero,
But till you came along,
We counted on our fingers and toes.
Now you're here to stay
And nobody really knows
How wonderful you are.
Why we could never reach a star,
Without you, Zero, my hero,
How wonderful you are.

What's so wonderful about a zero?
It's nothing, isn't it?

Sure, it represents nothing alone.

But place a zero after 1
And you've got yourself a 10.
See how important that is?
When you run out of digits,
You can start all over again.
See how convenient that is?

That's why with only ten digits including zero,
You can count as high as you could ever go...
Forever, towards infinity,
No one ever gets there, but you could try.

With 10 billion zeros,
From the cavemen till the heroes,
Who invented you,
They counted on their fingers and toes
And maybe some sticks and stones, or rocks and bones
And their neighbors' toes.
You're here,
And nobody really knows
How wonderful you are.
Why we could never reach the star,
Without you, Zero, my hero,
Zero, how wonderful you are.

Place one zero after any number
And you've multiplied that number by 10.
See how easy that is.
Place two zeros after any number
And you've multiplied that number by 100.
See how simple that is.
Place three zeros after any number,
And you've multiplied that number by 1,000.

Et cetera, et cetera, ad infinitum, ad astra, forever and ever,
With zero, my hero, how wonderful you are. "
 
My guesses:

"0" = The number of late shipments.

"0" = The amount of minutes Jerry has to himself during the day because Amy is following him around with a list of all the things he needs to get done!

"0" = The amount of allowed minutes on her cell phone at the end of the month.

"0" = The amount of vacation days she gets a year (same as the rest of the shop!).

:D
 
rosconey2 said:
btw what if i am right -what you gona say then?
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Well, you're already wrong because I don't think you understand who is married to who. Jerry is married to Jennifer and Amy is married to some other lucky guy, so you're already wrong. Deal with it. Earth to Rosconey

Back to the contest:

Amy - here it is....

When you started as a newbie at the Busse shop, you were the rookie, the greenie, the "new kid", the ZERO. But, then you started working your magic - doing that Amy "thing". So the saying around the Busse shop is now:

AMY: ZERO TO HERO, which got shortened to just "Amy-0" !!
 
randucci said:
"0" = The amount of vacation days she gets a year (same as the rest of the shop!).

:D
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Is that a new policy? Does this mean that blades will come out faster than 2 weeks? :D
 
Cobalt said:
Amy-o got her name after writing a song for burger king as below:

http://www.americanangst.com/dingfries.html

It never really went far and the guy singing burnt himself pretty bad with the oil and yelled AMY? Ohhhh!?!?
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Cobalt..........I clicked on that and I just spit my yummy Coors Light everywhere.................That was very funny!!!! not why I am Amy-0 but funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Paddling_man said:
Are you from South Dakota? Maybe remembering this guy as a kid?

http://www.cceschool.org/hayes/Zero%20The%20Hero.htm
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Paddling, Now I have spit Coors Light the 2nd time........I think I need to buy a new keyboard.................Good Stuff and BTW I printed out your AWESOME "Zero-Hero" poem and it is now on my wall of fame at my home work station..............Thanks for that!!!!!:thumbup: :thumbup:
 
randucci said:
My guesses:

"0" = The number of late shipments.

"0" = The amount of minutes Jerry has to himself during the day because Amy is following him around with a list of all the things he needs to get done!

"0" = The amount of allowed minutes on her cell phone at the end of the month.

"0" = The amount of vacation days she gets a year (same as the rest of the shop!).

:D
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GOOD ONE!!!!!!!! I Love you:) :) :)
 
When you were applying for your job, at some point and time, you turn to Jerry and ask,

"How many other applicants were there?" His reply,

"Zero. Your it!"

:D
 
Okay one more try...

You had a janitor of hispanic descent, and one day he was trying to teach you some spanish, and he would use pictures and objects that you are familiar with to teach you vocubulary. You live on a hill and hill in spanish is "cerro"...so he would say "Amy's hill is Amy's cerro" but you couldn't repeat after him because you can't "roll your r's" and you kept saying "Amy's cero (one r instead of two)" which translated means "Amy's zero", which makes the janitor laugh. So, now every time he sees you he says to himself "Amy Zero" and all you hear is him snickering as he pushes the broom around the room. It stuck and now you're Amy-0.

Am I close?????
 
We do have a deadline everyone we have a midnight curfew.........but I am gonna say this ....not only will you get a Amy-0 cheesecake... The lucky winner will also get to tell me what kind of cheesecake they want (I will make whatever you decide)and..............It will be shipped in a lovely cooler (that you can use after you enjoy the cheesecake) and .......many other faboulous Amy-0 surprises and it will ship...............by Tuesday August 22nd (Overnight) so you can enjoy your dinner Wednesday and have the best dessert ever...............cause I make it with alot of LOVE!!!!!!!! Good Luck All...and I really wish I could send one to everyone cause you all have been so sweet:) :)
 
#1
its yur age only yu didnt want anyone to know yur real age so u left off the 2 or 3 ?

#2
0 is yur favorate day of the month ...

#3
You just tought it looked kewl !

#4
You are the daughter of CAptain Super Sonic Zero ! He was from outter space and I knew him as a kid :)

#5
You like doughnuts !

6#
You had a crush On that masked zorro ,, the gay blade dude ... but yu use 0 for short !
 
She's a huge Beetle Bailey fan, and this is her tribute to Zero.

bbailey_zero.gif


OR.....

She just can't get enough of my favorite candy bar.

zero.jpg
 
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