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Corny Wilderness Joke of the Day

Great jokes guys! Here's my contribution.

If a man says something in the forest, and there's no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong? :D
 
Did ya hear about the Buddhist monk that ordered a hot dog?
...he said, " Make me One with Everything." :D
 
Troop said:
Did ya hear about the Buddhist monk that ordered a hot dog?
...he said, " Make me One with Everything." :D
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So the vendor slathered up a hot dog for the monk and handed it to him. The monk gave the vendor a ten dollar bill and stood there waiting for his change. Nothing happened. Finally, the monk asked the vendor if he hadn't forgotten something. The vendor looked at him and said, "Change comes only from within". :p
 
HighDesertWalker said:
So the vendor slathered up a hot dog for the monk and handed it to him. The monk gave the vendor a ten dollar bill and stood there waiting for his change. Nothing happened. Finally, the monk asked the vendor if he hadn't forgotten something. The vendor looked at him and said, "Change comes only from within". :p
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Good one!:thumbup::D:D:D
 
Rat Finkenstein said:
A groaner is something that can be avoided if you get enough fiber in your diet. :p
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Some of my friends chipped in and got me a sweater for my last birthday...................................................................................................................................................................................................I was hoping for a screamer or maybe a moaner, but you take what you can get I suppose.
 
Two blondes are on opposite sides of the river. One yells to the other,"How do I get to the other side?" The other yells back, "You are on the other side!"

Why don't cannibals eat divorced women? ...they are so bitter.
 
Okay, here's one with a wilderness connection:

Do you know why Bigfoot is also referred to as Sasquatch?

Because that's the sound it makes when he steps on a Winnebago.
 
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