I'm ornery as all heck, and I like puukkos. Give me a nice little knife with a birch handle, carbon steel blade, leather sheath, no guard at all, small enough to stick in my pocket sheath and all -- I'm happy. I see one of those at a show from across the room and I'll knock over tables full of black-handled folders in my rush to go look at it.
I'll admit my other pocket has a little knife with a black 550 cord-wrapped handle, but the blade is only 3" (75mm) long and the whole knife is only 6" (15cm) -- and there's no thumb stud, of course (I don't think much of those new-fangled trick knives with the joint in the middle to fold them up with ... dumbest idea since riveting scythe blades to your chariot wheels, in my humble opinion....)
Besides, I only like cordwrap handles because I can unwrap the cord and check the tang for secret marks without having to go to the expense of x-ray equipment....
For a random selection of other ornery members, Snickersnee is enamored of the good 'ol Buck 110 as I recall (and he hates cordwrap), and Les Robertson is mostly interested in knives that cost over $2,500 dollars (is that the right cut-off figure, Les? Please correct me if I'm wrong), and Harv is often outspoken about how much better a knife with a very thin blade can cut than any of those thick tactical pry bars, and he likes latchless balisongs and never carries one, only plays with them, and Spark -- what kind of knives do you like, Spark? Probably you've said but I don't remember.... Mike Turber likes autos, high-buck autos ... hey, maybe he's one of them switchblade-totin' juvenile delinquents!
A reasonable person might expect that here of all places we would be free of prejudices about people who like knives or who like longer or blacker knives than we do, but we of the Wholly Brotherhood and Cisternity are not reasonable people! We have a better source to get our opinions from than mere reason -- we have direct access to the Voracious Truth! So it doesn't surprise us that darkness is rampant among knife knuts -- knife knuts are the very people the Ministry of Darkness directs most of its nefarious efforts against! Yes, Brethren and Cistern, we are fighting a secret Wholly War against the minions of the Ministry of Darkness, and they will stop at nothing! They will sneak into your very home and paint your knife with an invisible virus culture while you sleep, and the next time you cut yourself with that knife you will be infected with homophobia! I tell you, they will stop at nothing!
Be warned. Be alert for the symptoms. X-ray all your knives to check for secret marks. Sleep with your knives under your pillow -- and sleep lightly, lest your knives be contaminated while you sleep. Watch these forums for further bulletins -- the newest update of the Wholly Brotherhood and Cisternity FAQ will be posted in the Community Forum of this website soon -- don't miss it.
-Cougar Allen :{)