Covert De-MallNinjafication

Okay, so I knew an asshat in high school, referred to himself as Cloud... like from final fantasy. A Trenchcoat wearing mallrat, and possible one of the scrawniest people I knew. He would tell the girls about the old chinese man that used to trained him in 9 different martials arts, which he has ofcourse mastered them all.

Last I heard about him was his parents kicked him out of their house and that one of my friends was banging his girlfriend, beyond that, I lost interest.

So yea, there's your typical Mall Ninja.
 
There is another "Network" where you can find these Mall Ninjas. The place is full of them! Uber, neo trenchcoats and all. The preferred de-animation blade of choice is Strider, Emerson, Dark Ops, and everything from Bud K.

If you happen to mention Busse, they will KILL you. End of story. The ninjas will proceed whapping your body with toxic/tactical fiberglass sticks. THEN your body is moved to the troll hole, where the scavengers pick at it.

These guys have trained the SEALs, Delta, Marines, CIA, FBI, FEMA, and Wal Mart Customer Service Managers in the art of silent (and blood-spray controlling) death.

Despite the secrecy of thier nature, they do like posting pics of themselves drunk (underage drinking?), posing in the lastest tactical crouch with a knife (ruined by a Dremel tool), and discussing what tactical methods to use on terrorists if the mall is attacked (and the Ninjas happened to leave thier favorite M4 in the trunk of the Ford Pinto).

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There is this guy who goes to my church and he wears like 5 knives at church. When he is in casual clothes then he carries 9 of them. And he said he wants to get a X2 voyager to wear behind his tie! Is that dumb or what?!? Anyway he is a jerk. Although he is very strong he makes sure everybody knows it and he is one of the most cocky peeps I know.

TBG
 
You know, there never was a more proud person than the pious guy who lives up the street- tells me how pious he is almost every day :o!!!

Oh, yeah, and Bohica- Bite me :barf: :p !!!

-Anthony
 
Bohica2u said:
There is another "Network" where you can find these Mall Ninjas. The place is full of them! Uber, neo trenchcoats and all. The preferred de-animation blade of choice is Strider, Emerson, Dark Ops, and everything from Bud K.

If you happen to mention Busse, they will KILL you. End of story. The ninjas will proceed whapping your body with toxic/tactical fiberglass sticks. THEN your body is moved to the troll hole, where the scavengers pick at it.

These guys have trained the SEALs, Delta, Marines, CIA, FBI, FEMA, and Wal Mart Customer Service Managers in the art of silent (and blood-spray controlling) death.

Despite the secrecy of thier nature, they do like posting pics of themselves drunk (underage drinking?), posing in the lastest tactical crouch with a knife (ruined by a Dremel tool), and discussing what tactical methods to use on terrorists if the mall is attacked (and the Ninjas happened to leave thier favorite M4 in the trunk of the Ford Pinto).

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:D <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
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I was part of the "Secret Society" until I realized that I was one of the only actual military people there. They kicked me out because I figured them out. Well that and spoke my mind. LOL
 
freddy even more important: does the blood groove help control bloodsplatter? and has the knife been designed by a legendary Navy SEAL?
 
I dunno, blood grooves should control blood spray, but the more important thing is whether or not it can penetrate any/all comm-block body armor!!!

Oh, and if you were kicked out of that "Secret Society," then I doubt seriously you figured anything out, sir. I don't know the details, but there's speaking your mind, and then there's being an asshat. All depends on your perspective.

-Anthony
 
Off Topic: Bohica2u I just noticed your avatar, nice patch. Were you ever at CGAS Brooklyn? I was there '88 - '90.
Only HH-65's there though. :)
 
TorzJohnson said:
Off Topic: Bohica2u I just noticed your avatar, nice patch. Were you ever at CGAS Brooklyn? I was there '88 - '90.
Only HH-65's there though. :)
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Hi Torz, never made it over there. After doing time on a black hull in Tennessee, I was at CGAS Sitka and Clearwater ('87-'95) on H-3's. Semper Paratus.
 
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